This is just disgusting or don't do this if you want to get laid

[curious2garden]

I wash my sheets 1 every 10 days. 3 times a month......snip.....

Ok now you have 2 sheets so you are actually admitting to washing 1 every 10 days which means the entire set is only washed once every 20 days. But does it really count if it has been cross-contaminated from it's non-washed neighbor?

I must ponder this... more BTOG first.... I'll get back to you

The older I get the more I appreaciate larger font sizes..

Thank you I was afraid I was going to have to say this!

 

[MojoRison]

Ever get that itch?

 

[skunkd0c]

I is such a charmer with the ladies

your place or mine WW

 

[cannabineer]

I is such a charmer with the ladies

your place or mine WW

Crap circles

 

[BarnBuster]

after I done fucking her, they sheets will get dirty, so who cares if they are dirty before you start,

 

[ElfoodStampo]

This is obviously a ploy devised by women to redirect the true disgust, which is women are so inherently dirty they must clean their sheets every week.
All the makeup, lotion, sprays, creams, glitter, tampon dust, the list is endless. It all resides in the sheets. If women didn't clean their sheets religiously I would be an organic breeding ground. This is where humanity has found the last 183 types of bacteria.
In 2 week old women's sheets.

I'm sick of the abuse we men take.

 

[Winter Woman]

then think about the average # of times they get laid in a year, food for thought

o.m.g..................

 

[Winter Woman]

I don't know about other's but ain't nothing quite like sliding into nice fresh clean smelling sheets. its a hug without the hassle.

Jackie Kennedy when married to Onasty had fresh laundered and ironed sheets placed on her bed every day. I bet she was very high maintenance.

 

[Winter Woman]

I like sex on the floor .. Who needs sheets for sex as they always come off if your doing it right !

Up on the edge of a kitchen counter isn't so bad either.

 

[Metasynth]

Jackie Kennedy when married to Onasty had fresh laundered and ironed sheets placed on her bed every day. I bet she was very high maintenance.

I wear socks once, then wash and place them in a bag for goodwill. I can afford 20 bucks a month for fresh socks every day.

 

[Winter Woman]

you would know . . most dudes dont sleep in other dudes beds . . .you werent always Mrs Winter Women

Well, I quickly learned - Never, NEVER bring a man home, unless they are someone you want to get to know better. My hubby divorced his ex when he caught her with someone in their bed while the kids where in school. Naughty, naughty, naughty. I do have a slightly sordid past. Ok, more than slightly.

 

[Winter Woman]

I is such a charmer with the ladies

your place or mine WW

With sheets that icky I bet there are some massive spiders in that room.

 

[Winter Woman]

This is obviously a ploy devised by women to redirect the true disgust, which is women are so inherently dirty they must clean their sheets every week.
All the makeup, lotion, sprays, creams, glitter, tampon dust, the list is endless. It all resides in the sheets. If women didn't clean their sheets religiously I would be an organic breeding ground. This is where humanity has found the last 183 types of bacteria.
In 2 week old women's sheets.

I'm sick of the abuse we men take.

Tampon dust? Who and what are you screwing?

 

[cannabineer]

Guess who just guiltily loaded his sheets and pillowcases into the machine months early.

 

[Dannoo93]

Guess who just guiltily loaded his sheets and pillowcases into the machine months early.

ya I will be tmrw lol

 

[Samwell Seed Well]

Well, I quickly learned - Never, NEVER bring a man home, unless they are someone you want to get to know better. My hubby divorced his ex when he caught her with someone in their bed while the kids where in school. Naughty, naughty, naughty. I do have a slightly sordid past. Ok, more than slightly.

we all learn in diff ways

 

[BarnBuster]

With sheets that icky I bet there are some massive spiders in that room.

just for you WW..........

 

[curious2garden]

Tampon dust? Who and what are you screwing?

Umm NO, you did not just ask that! What if he answers, OMG!

 

[PetFlora]

Looks like anal juice