potpimp
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I think all governments are ran by the biggest, egotistical, self-important, idiotic pieces of shit in the world. Stapling a condom... yep, only the government could fuck up that badly.
Note to self thread
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SxIstew
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I was thinking maybe a disgruntled Health Teacher.. "I know how to get back at these little bastards!" lol
Then what would they do after they finished screwing under the bleachers if you didn't sell them cigs?
Mad Hamish
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ROFL... That just made my day, thanks Annie
- You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to curious2garden again
MojoRison
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Today...post the video online
slowbus
New Member
nope,but I help out in the vintage snowmobile races though
Bus, Do you spend much time in the Hoo-Doo's in April ?
Lurkdewitt
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Note to self, don't go to traffic court stoned. The judge will make you look like a retard in front of an entire court room.
slowbus
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usually 5 to 10 days for ArcticMan.I missed this year due to life happening........Its awsome country,if you stay outta the crevasse's and stay on top of the Avvy's
Bakatare666
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Note to self.......
It's OK for the court reporter to sit there with her cleavage and shoulders sticking out, but wearing a sleeveless shirt will make the judge kick you out until you come back with sleeves.
APPARENTLY the sleeves show more respect for his court room than the rest of the shirt if you're a guy.
Lurkdewitt
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isnt that shit stupid? When I was 16 I watched some old man run one of my friends over so I was subpoenaed as a witness. It was my schools first swim team meet ever so naturally the time I had to be at court was an hour before my meet so I wore shorts and a t shirt so I wouldn't have to change and ended up getting charged with contempt. So my friend lost his case as I was the only witness, I got arrested for wearing shorts and a t shirt, I missed my swim meet AND I got a tardy for the day in school.Note to self.......
It's OK for the court reporter to sit there with her cleavage and shoulders sticking out, but wearing a sleeveless shirt will make the judge kick you out until you come back with sleeves.
APPARENTLY the sleeves show more respect for his court room than the rest of the shirt if you're a guy.
So you walked into court underdressed and were ARRESTED for contempt at age 16, with no warning? Sure thats the entire story..?isnt that shit stupid? When I was 16 I watched some old man run one of my friends over so I was subpoenaed as a witness. It was my schools first swim team meet ever so naturally the time I had to be at court was an hour before my meet so I wore shorts and a t shirt so I wouldn't have to change and ended up getting charged with contempt. So my friend lost his case as I was the only witness, I got arrested for wearing shorts and a t shirt, I missed my swim meet AND I got a tardy for the day in school.
SxIstew
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Depends on the judge. I've been held for contempt because i was told NO SHORTS and went back a couple weeks later still wearing shorts.
It's not like they charge you with anything. it's just a waste of your time and a small fine for disobeying the judge.
Like if you told the judge to go fuck himself. you'd receive the same punishment. lol
It's not like they charge you with anything. it's just a waste of your time and a small fine for disobeying the judge.
Like if you told the judge to go fuck himself. you'd receive the same punishment. lol
Bakatare666
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If ya wanna fuck with them, ask the bailiff what is wrong with the metal detector as you start reaching for a pocket.
Just do it BEFORE the judge enters, so he's not already pissed at you when he calls your name.
Lurkdewitt
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Well I was arrested after the judge told me to leave after swearing oath and when I asked him "why sir" the baliff walked up behind me and put me in cuffs. It was civil court too. Fucking dumb. After I was arrested they sent me to juvenile detention at Pueblo Youth Center and after my parents picked me up they dropped the charges and gave me a $100 fine for disrupting court.
CHZBURGERWALRUS
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Note: sometimes, it's a VERY good idea to just shut the fuck up
NWGreenHorn
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I get this same message when trying to begin a journal... I am obviously new to the site so is there a probationary period before I can create a journal? Thanks. -NW
Because most professionals do not like teenage drama. You don't treat the guy in the black dress like he's stupid. You just failed an intelligence test. Worse I'll bet mommy and daddy paid the fine so you didn't even learn the lesson, sigh.
Oh yeah how old are you?