this entire thread has been such a Gold Mine of lulz, it should be preserved forever!
a thousand years from now, stoners should make pilgrimages to this thread's Sacred Shrine where they could leave offerings to the Luziest Of All Threads and pray for it's intercession on their behalf.
Ohh Most Blessed of Threads, I beseech thee, Smite those who would bogart upon thy servant's doobie, lay them low with your Smotency, and also the same for them what gets all slobbery on the pipe.
In Ganja's Name, Amen.