where i'm living now has a much higher population, population density, higher percentage of those scary blacks that you are so fearful of, lower percentage of whites, and no six flags amusement center.
i imagine things must have gotten pretty rough when the cotton candy machine ran low or the rollercoaster was down for maintenance.
you poor thing.
and no one believes that you found any mutilated bodies after crawling in through the window in the dark.
you have been known to bullshit, lie, and just plain invent scarier details to black up stories all the time.
so, that would be ZERO then. cool. nice to finally know where you stand (or rather, cower)
and FYI i worked in a part of town known as "Rancho" (google it)
Shot and hit twice (admittedly once was only rocksalt during an ill conceived halloween prank...)
shot at 2 additional times
subject to armed robbery 4 times
3 times involved in attempted gang beatdown (kicked asses twice hospitalized once)
"seen" 5 stabbings (ok twice i was the stabber but those were knife fights, and he cut me first.)
saw and reported 6 armed robberies (not including my own)
on two non-consecutive occasions i found a stiff by the dumpster behind the pizza joint i was working at.
they had received the "Cuban Necktie". and yes, i had to talk to dipshit cops extensively explaining my whereabouts and how i was taking out the (extremely suspicious) trash when i found the stiff.
ok, technically i "co-found" one of them. i was taking out the trash and the assistant manager was disposing of the recycling waste, and the stiff was behind the recycling dumpster. she saw a foot in a bloody sock, became insensate, and i had to call the cops and talk to those dolts while she was treated for a nervous breakdown.
meanwhile, if you think "Country Club Crest" and "Beverly Hills Park" (no relation) are swanky gated communities, or that Six Flags Over The Crest is a net plus for the city, particularly in the area of class and sophistication, that explains even more.
"marine world" was going bankrupt, and NOBODY wanted it. the city of vallejo got it for a song, thinking a cheesey tourist attraction right next to a slum with a higher per capita murder rate than Oakland would be a sure winner.
it wasnt.
it ran at a loss for nearly a decade before they finally called in professional help, but they selected the Lowball bidder "Six Flags" who brilliantly decided that the way to really class up a brokedown zoological park and aquarium would be to put in roller coasters... awww yeah.
"Let The Good Times Get Stuck At The Apex Of A Poorly Constructed Track, And Fail To Roll For 10 Hours."
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if this to you sounds like a town out of the Saturday Evening Post or a Norman Rockwell Painting then you are even dumber than previously suspected.
ask around about V-town. the "North Star of the Bay", a town so rife with crime that even though it is actually ON the bay, it is lumped in with sacramento for crime and demographics purposes (the SF bay already has oakland, san jose, richmond, el sobrante and alameda, their cup runneth over) while Napa (50 miles from the bay) is totally part of the SF metroplex...
ahh the sweet halcyon days of my youth...