nothing like man package 30 minutes after a shower..
Why haven't African Americans assimilated into American culture...?
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Dr Kynes
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yeah back in the 70's and early 80's androgyny was a huge thing.
plus the pants were so tight you had to split the lads to zip your britches.
i dont care who you are, one nut on the right, one nut on the left and your dong splitting the difference in your flat front twill khakis is NOT fun times.
who decides if you are a "lefty" or "righty"..you or the package?
Dr Kynes
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dude.
never cross your boys. NEVER
righty goes to the right, lefty goes to the left, and theres no arguing that.
unless you want testicular torsion and gangrene of the nutz.
Edit: ohh you mean in regular non-70's pants?
well the sac traditionally is tucked to the direction of the lowest nut, while the dong is presented opposite wise, for even weight distribution and greater balance.
unless you have a Dressing Ring, then it's a moot point.
Beefbisquit
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Fuck, and here I thought real men had penises.
By your definition I think my gf is a 'real man'.
dressing ring?
ChesusRice
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Kynes always had problems with the fitment of his pants
This is do mainly to the protruding butt plug he walks around with
This is do mainly to the protruding butt plug he walks around with
My search for that phrase yielded a picture of a sausage and nothing else that could possibly be relevant, so I echo your curiosity...
chewberto
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Florence and the machine? Lol David Bowie he's definitely not gay!bro, back in the 70's all the dudes dressed like male Ice Dancers when they were walking down the street (fig 1). put em in the roller disco round, and they turned into the fruitiest queens in the pride parade, and that's the STRAIGHT guys.... (fig 2)
fig. 1
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Canna Sylvan
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If chicks with dicks are your thing, more power to you.Fuck, and here I thought real men had penises.
By your definition I think my gf is a 'real man'.
Beefbisquit
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Thanks Canna, I appreciate your support in whichever type of person I want to fuck. It means a lot. lol
Dr Kynes
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a "dressing Ring is whatcha call a Prince Albert.
the legend says Prince Albert had his glans piered to facilitate his "Dangle Angle" because he was tired of accidentally sitting on his ginormous garden hose of a cock while riding his horse.
it is purported that he would use a ribbon through the ring to tie back his johnson and prevent i'ts usual daily wanderings throughout Trouser Town.
i am not sayin it's true, but thats the story. and it was referred to as a "Dressing Ring"
Dr Kynes
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if you are sporting a kielbasa, when flaccid then you should consult an adult film producer.
if you are expecting a kielbasa, then you will be sorely disappointed throughout your life.
excessive exposure to porn , which uses as it's male performers men who are "Statistical Outlyers" (thats a nice way of saying freakishly large cocks) like Ron Jeremy, but even more frequently, individuals who had used devices to artificially enlarge their penises, such as weights, vacuum pumps, traction devices and cosmetic implants, with subsequent loss of function, sensation and potency.
these individuals are often strongly narcissistic, self absorbs and intensely shallow, who believe having an oversized flaccid impotent "Ed Begley Jr" between their knees will make them happy. it is a body dysmorphic version of the sock down the drawers.
even more insidious is the increasing use of fake dongs (they never fail and droop in the middle of a shot, and they can be whatever outlandish size the producer wishes). porn has been inflating penis expectations since the 1970's, with disastrous results.
when you wake up in the morning with a hard on..is it the same as getting a hard on? i hope you don't mind me asking but since we're on the subject..
Dr Kynes
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yes. morning tumescence (thats fancy-talk for Boners) is just an normal erection, usually caused my erotic dreams or inadvertent stimulation during the pre-waking minutes.
morning wood is usually a problem because of it's temporal proximity to the morning urination, and as a result of a "previous engagement" the penis is unavailable for the release of that golden ropey braid of piss.
Morning wood results in discomfort, a lot of thoughs about baseball or quadratical equations, it also accounts for about 50% of the male viewership of "Fox N Freinds"
nothing drops my bone faster than those harridans screeching about whatever Hot Topic is going on at Hot Topic this morning.
Edit: as long as their is no urgent urination issue, a Morning Tumescence can be the start of a highly erotic and unproductive day. so in breif, morning wood is JUST WOOD.
enjoy it
It's exceedingly annoying too. Pretty much every gay man adds 1-2 inches to his penis size in advertising how big it is. Since most of them--shockingly enough--have average penises, I guess there's usually no problem, either because no one is going to call the other person out or because they've both deluded themselves into actually believing they're x inches. But when you know how big your penis really is, there is no fooling anyone. The first thought in my mind is "That is so much smaller than you said it was...," and there's nothing more off-putting than being petty enough to lie about it.
I'm not sure if women have this problem since they lack a built in benchmark...
cannabineer
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I do not believe that phenomenon is limited to gay men. Heterosexual men use the same <cough!!> inflationary measures.
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