What is each sex demonstrably better at than the other?

[see4]

one time when i was 17 i took a shit on the floor of a wendy's right next to the toilet.

You have earned sig status.

 

[Bombur]

Men are better at peeing while standing.

Women are better at making my penis hard. (Just barely)

 

[Nether Region]

women are much better at talking. about what I don't know

 

[gioua]

girls are absolutely better at breastfeeding than dudes

dunno Apu did a great job with it..

even octomom had 2 boobs...

 

[ScottNM]

Men rule the roost, women rule the rooster.

 

[Skuxx]

Men are better at killing stuff

 

[jtprin]

I think I was like 12... a nice pile on the seat. You can really get a nice ice cream mountain sort of effect if done properly. Now in my 30s (in a few days anyway), I can make dinosaurs.. all kinds of shit..

Put that shit on a resume, pun intended.

 

[dride]

men are better at eating pussy, women are better at sucking cock and swallowing...Source. My wife!!

 

[Sunbiz1]

Men are better cooks...proven fact.

And food must be consumed on a regular basis, while pussy is always optional.

*Ducks the flying pots and pans*

 

[see4]

Men are better at peeing while standing.

Women are better at making my penis hard. (Just barely)

This could be taken into two different contexts, simply by adding (Just barely). This was intentional I assume?

Firstly, I absolutely love peeing while sitting on the can, as it allows me to read up on my favorite porn articles. Secondly; well, I suppose I will leave that alone.

 

[see4]

dunno Apu did a great job with it..

.....snip..... ( As referenced by Annie )

even octomom had 2 boobs...

Am I the only one who wants to bang octomom? I would raw dawg her in the poop shooter.

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

 

[HeartlandHank]

Am I the only one who wants to bang octomom? I would raw dawg her in the poop shooter.

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[RIKNSTEIN]

Women are better at sucking dick, but FreedomWorks disputes that.

Source: Google.

Well I guess you can't get a better citation than GOD...lmao...BUT....God came to Adam one lonely night and said, "I can make you a companion that's beatiful, smart, and willing to do anything you want." In wich Adam replied, "Ok, what's that gona cost me?" God says, "Oh an arm and a leg." So Adam says, "What can I get for a rib?" ....bahahaha.

 

[Commander Strax]

Men are better serial killers

Women are better cereal shoppers

 

[hoonry]

men seek to, and usually successfully demystify, everything they don't understand. despite this, we're still trying to understand women. as soon as you think you have them figured out, your illusions are briskly swept away by the scornful hand of reality. women can make men feel anywhere between king of the world to a dung beetle. within seconds of eachother. My source is the furry magnet that I follow around.

 

[greenlikemoney]

Men are better procrastinators.
Women will smoke your shit faster than you can smoke it. Less procrastination I assume.

 

[ASMALLVOICE]

Women are the best in bringing out the best and worst in a man.

Men are the best at talking smack about it, either way.

Peace

Asmallvoice

 

[RIKNSTEIN]

men seek to, and usually successfully demystify, everything they don't understand. despite this, we're still trying to understand women. as soon as you think you have them figured out, your illusions are briskly swept away by the scornful hand of reality. women can make men feel anywhere between king of the world to a dung beetle. within seconds of eachother. My source is the furry magnet that I follow around.

Well you're in luck...I just recieved this today...

 

[Indagrow]

men are better at this, women are better at that, but never let them know!