I'm sitting here naked...

[Seamaiden]

For the first time in several years, there is absolutely NO ONE home and the only prospect of anyone coming in is that of my own husband. I LOVE being naked (unless it's cold)! I used to work out naked, vacuum, do certain types of housecleaning naked. I closed the door to the bathroom this morning and then I realized NOBODY'S HOME BUT ME! So I opened it and let all the smell out.

I'm sitting here naked right now, and maybe Mr. VTXDave will read this and hop on his bad motor scooter (that I secretly call Jupiter, cuz that's his name) to run home and do me. Should Dave come home and do me now, or come home and do me later?

 

[sparkitman]

maybe he should just come home..and then u guys decide from there

 

[Wh00p]

wow..

all my respect for you

from that one line..

hope you didnt forget that the plummers comin over today!







lol.. the smell is stewing all over your house..

(shiver)

 

[korvette1977]

If Dave Left the house when you were naked then that is just wrong...... I think you should call him or text him or even better send a picture .. I bet he comes a running ...

 

[fdd2blk]

i think you should put some clothes on before you sit anywhere. at least throw a towel down on the chair you're typing in. lol

 

[korvette1977]

i think you should put some clothes on before you sit anywhere. at least throw a towel down on the chair you're typing in. lol

LOL..............They require that at nudist resorts ..

 

[IAMDGK]

i think you should put some clothes on before you sit anywhere. at least throw a towel down on the chair you're typing in. lol

hahahaha thats all i got to say

 

[Wh00p]

i think you should put some clothes on before you sit anywhere. at least throw a towel down on the chair you're typing in. lol

llllllllllllllolllllllllllll

 

[Biggravy22]

seamaidens a freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeak.

 

[Seamaiden]

i think you should put some clothes on before you sit anywhere. at least throw a towel down on the chair you're typing in. lol

Why? It's my chair, no one else is allowed to sit in this chair. And I always make sure I'm free of all vagilint.

Dave's gonna do the sigh thing when I call him.

Oh yeah, the house is wide open to let in nature's breezes, the smell dissipated quickly and the dogs said, "Mmm... sniffy."

 

[regrets]

seamaidens a freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeak.

by the sounds of it, just the right type of freak though.

 

[korvette1977]

I could just picture it ... But a real picture would make it all that much better..

 

[Seamaiden]

Yes.. but then Dave would have to kill you. Probably me, too. Just use your imagination, and know that when I get a lot of sun I become... swarthy.

 

[rkm]

Just dont leave a skid mark where ever you sit.

 

[Seamaiden]

Just dont leave a skid mark where ever you sit.

Hold on... lemme check.

Nope, skids, no vagilint. I'm pretty fastidious when it comes to keeping the lady bits clean.

 

[bizzarebud]

Hell yeh! put a towel on

 

[korvette1977]

Hold on... lemme check.

Nope, skids, no vagilint. I'm pretty fastidious when it comes to keeping the lady bits clean.

LOL too fucking funny ... Have a great day Maiden .. I hope you get what your looking for when Dave gets Home ....

 

[Seamaiden]

Oh, I will. I'm very persistent and it's difficult for him to resist.

I just realized that I'm wearing sandals. WTF?

 

[fdd2blk]

the question is, ............................. are you reading the newspaper? lol, did you go out and get it? lol

 

[rkm]

Done got me thinking, I think I am going to finish up here at work, and run home myself and strip down too.