12 Reasons You May Never Want To Eat Turkey Again

curious2garden

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The ironic comment in my post was my own hyperbole, and it was as obvious as day, but yet still you missed it.

Calm down dude, this is for fun, unless you really think you are instituting change here.
It's because he can't read...... :)
 

Sunbiz1

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4. Turkeys are Sexually Molested And Abused.

Am I the only one that saw this statement and thought...

Dear God!...they are raping turkeys?.

Or am I just really stoned.:mrgreen:






 

Wilksey

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Hell, if you're not going to eat your turkey, send it my way.

Those little bastards are DELICIOUS.
 

garlictrain

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I agree factory farming is not right.
I advocate hunting and raising your own livestock.
If you cannot kill it or process it you probably should stick to your big macs and let evolution take it's course.

I may get shit for this maybe not but even this country coon is fresher and more nutritious than the "fresh factory meat" you'll find at most grocers.
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(note this raccoon killed 4 of my chickens so yeah not a cold blooded animal killer here...)


As for vegetarianism it also has it's faults what with misappropriation of fresh water resources in under developed countries in order to grow gmo and govt subsidized soy and corn products.

Not to mention the toxicity of the nutrients leaching into our ecosystem based on large scale monocropping with heavy salt nutrients that leave the earth raped and barren of any soil life, no vegetarianism is not the answer either...

The Vegetarian Myth:
http://www.lierrekeith.com/book-ex_the-vegetarian-myth.php

We must educate ourselves so we may learn to respect life in a way in which our ancestors did, every living thing a sacrifice for another.

Seed to sprout to feed to meat to waste and over again...
 

Balzac89

Undercover Mod
Most animals start to eat their food while it is still alive and suffering. The world is 90% water and that aint gonna change anytime soon. The human body is designed to eat both vegetation and organic life. Mother Nature knows that if you don`t thin the herds, they will all die. God knows that if people overpopulate the world, they will all die. Nature has always made a comeback from total annihilation, people will never comeback from it.

Next time you see an alligator grazing in the fields, or a mountain lion eating a cantaloupe instead of an antelope, or a shark eating a head of lettuce .....get back to me about food consumption.

You will never get a hard body off vegetation alone. You might look good, but you`ll be squishy !i
It's a sad affair when you can't differciante yourself from an animal.

Whats so natural about factory farms?
 

Balzac89

Undercover Mod
I agree factory farming is not right.
I advocate hunting and raising your own livestock.
If you cannot kill it or process it you probably should stick to your big macs and let evolution take it's course.

I may get shit for this maybe not but even this country coon is fresher and more nutritious than the "fresh factory meat" you'll find at most grocers.
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(note this raccoon killed 4 of my chickens so yeah not a cold blooded animal killer here...)


As for vegetarianism it also has it's faults what with misappropriation of fresh water resources in under developed countries in order to grow gmo and govt subsidized soy and corn products.

Not to mention the toxicity of the nutrients leaching into our ecosystem based on large scale monocropping with heavy salt nutrients that leave the earth raped and barren of any soil life, no vegetarianism is not the answer either...

The Vegetarian Myth:
http://www.lierrekeith.com/book-ex_the-vegetarian-myth.php

We must educate ourselves so we may learn to respect life in a way in which our ancestors did, every living thing a sacrifice for another.

Seed to sprout to feed to meat to waste and over again...
Hopefully you know how to check a raccoon for worms. They are the kind that can migrate to your brain.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baylisascaris
 

Skuxx

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4. Turkeys are Sexually Molested And Abused.

Am I the only one that saw this statement and thought...

Dear God!...they are raping turkeys?.

Or am I just really stoned.:mrgreen:






Yeah that's what I thought until I read the article. I would hate to be the guy that is a male turkey "milker". It seems like they'd have a turkey sex toy for that. And that's not violating it... it's probably doing it a favor. I'm sure those bird feet don't feel good.

It's probably not an easy life for wild turkeys either.
 

OddBall1st

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It's a sad affair when you can't differciante yourself from an animal.

Whats so natural about factory farms?

I can add 8 and 7 then subtract 3 and divide that by 2, an animal cannot.

Factory farming is an indication of over population. On our way out.

Ever notice that most, not all, most vegans don`t have faith ?
 

joe macclennan

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I would love for a vegetarian to raise some turkeys. After a year or so, the vegetarian might not want to eat the turkeys, but he will want to kill them.


Turkeys are nasty and stupid. When I would go into their giant pen to feed them, they would peck the shit out of me, drawing blood if I didn't wear big rubber boot and a couple layers. Muck the pen and I would get attacked. Fuck turkeys.

lol, another turkey farm worker. I did it for close to four years off and on in high school gathering eggs. Really it wasn't that bad a job, it paid pretty well and I could do what I wanted.

BUt I hate turkey now. I rarely if ever eat it. Except deep fried...that stuff is awesome.
 

Skuxx

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There's plenty of insects that show farming behavior.
Do any of them farm other critters though? Without it being a mutual thing? I've seen where ants farm mushrooms, and they have some mutual relationships with other bugs. One kind of ant uses a specific plant to be able to know it's about to rain before it rains, and people can't figure it out.
 

MrEDuck

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There's insects that raise other insects. I'll have to look for an article because I can't really remember any other details. Fortunately that's enough to look it up.
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
Yeah that's what I thought until I read the article. I would hate to be the guy that is a male turkey "milker". It seems like they'd have a turkey sex toy for that. And that's not violating it... it's probably doing it a favor. I'm sure those bird feet don't feel good.

It's probably not an easy life for wild turkeys either.
Turkey Bater™
 
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