slowbus
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my friend brought his lab to the vet .thought he was sick.The vet said "sir,this dog is intoxicated" Later on, my buddy found the empty brownie pan
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my friend brought his lab to the vet .thought he was sick.The vet said "sir,this dog is intoxicated" Later on, my buddy found the empty brownie pan
this happend to my friend we made a batch of pot brownies when we were teens at my apartment buddy and i ate some than we packed them up in tupperware and he hid it under his bed, the dog went in and ate the entire pan
he had to tell his mom who was a doctor dog lived, he just had indoor accidents and was very sleepy and sick
Fungus Gnat
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lol nah justnever ordered from them before wanted to see what the fuss was about im more excited for the tshirt honestlyHow much are they paying you to shill? :$
Indagrow
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So i cruze Barstoolsports.com really fuckin' hard all day long. literally i only use the internet for facebook, roll it up, barstool, and redtube.. in that order. they threw this video up and i just thought of you guys instantly.
this is also where the 'confessions' thread came from i suggest you hop on over there the comments are hilarious, and they keep me up to date with hot women and sports and shit that i don't care about but at least im up to date with it.
[video=youtube_share;nLrnsi4WTtQ]http://youtu.be/nLrnsi4WTtQ[/video]
this is also where the 'confessions' thread came from i suggest you hop on over there the comments are hilarious, and they keep me up to date with hot women and sports and shit that i don't care about but at least im up to date with it.
[video=youtube_share;nLrnsi4WTtQ]http://youtu.be/nLrnsi4WTtQ[/video]
joe macclennan
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no, yes, never heard of it , yes
Fungus Gnat
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I get most of my werid stuff from there
[video=youtube;upCSYl8RZdU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upCSYl8RZdU[/video]
Indagrow
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if you like redtube... you like barstoolsports you just dont know it yet.. your welcome.. Pro tip: always click the nsfw links.. i do it at work all day no shame, yeah im a huge badass.no, yes, never heard of it , yes
Indagrow
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hahah i knew you where a stoolie just from what you posted in the past... place changed my life.. i learned the term 'shooting rope' instead of cuming also 'crackin the stick' which i over used the term and it lost it spark for me like that hot new song they play alllll day long on the radio
eye exaggerate
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It could be that you were packaged too tight
eye exaggerate
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Quick call Alex Jones and Jesse Ventura.few years ago when I was selling and buying on ebay I purchased about 4 sega's systems and a ton of games.. sold off all but 1 of the consoles locally and kept this one for myself..
My favorite game was Kid Chameleon and Sonic..
My son just found my sega system again.. I dont think I will see him the rest of the weekend.. and now I cant wait for my turn!!
My favorite game was Kid Chameleon and Sonic..
My son just found my sega system again.. I dont think I will see him the rest of the weekend.. and now I cant wait for my turn!!
cannabineer
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beuffer420
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Toe jam and earl was my favoritefew years ago when I was selling and buying on ebay I purchased about 4 sega's systems and a ton of games.. sold off all but 1 of the consoles locally and kept this one for myself..
My favorite game was Kid Chameleon and Sonic..
My son just found my sega system again.. I dont think I will see him the rest of the weekend.. and now I cant wait for my turn!!
Fungus Gnat
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I liked altered beast.few years ago when I was selling and buying on ebay I purchased about 4 sega's systems and a ton of games.. sold off all but 1 of the consoles locally and kept this one for myself..
My favorite game was Kid Chameleon and Sonic..
My son just found my sega system again.. I dont think I will see him the rest of the weekend.. and now I cant wait for my turn!!
Balzac89
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I'm so confused and horrorified but what I just read.
http://www.timesleader.com/news/local-news/997394/Police:-Man-high-on-Molly-raped-sodomized-girlfriend
HAZLE TWP. — Police say a man high on the party drug Molly allegedly raped a woman and pulled part of her stomach out with his fist.
State police in Hazleton today arrested Emmanuel Paulino, 29, of North 4th Street, West Hazleton, after they were dispatched to an apartment at 701 W. 24th St. just after 4:30 this morning.
According to arrest papers:
Troopers found a woman lying in a fetal position on the floor of the apartment bleeding profusely from her torso. They also encountered Paulino.
The victim told an emergency medical technician called to the scene that Paulino inserted a closed fist into her. She indicated she did not want this to happen, and that Paulino had pulled something out of her, court papers state.
The Times Leader does not identify victims of sexual assault.
The victim was transported to Hazleton General Hospital and flown to Geisinger Wyoming Valley Medical Center. Trooper Chris Bonin told District Judge James Dixon during Paulino’s arraignment that the victim was undergoing surgery and police did not yet know if she survived.
Prior to her surgery, the victim told police that she and Paulino were going to engage in consensual sex, when Paulino “freaked out,” grabbed her by the neck and started choking her. While still choking her, he inserted his fist into her anus. She indicated she was screaming through the assault and told Paulino to “get out,” but the attack did not stop until one of her minor children walked into the bedroom after the child heard her screaming, court papers state.
In an interview with police, Paulino said he put his hand inside the victim “and pulled something out. I pulled out something sticky that stuck to my hand,” according to court papers.
Bonin told Dixon that a search warrant was secured and that forensic pathologist Dr. Gary Ross identified the tissue as stomach tissue.
In court papers, police also said Paulino admitted to taking six of the drug known as Molly.
According to the website drugfree.org, Molly is the powder or crystal form of MDMA, the chemical used in Ecstasy, and has been a popular drug at music festivals this year.
Molly, short for molecule, is considered to be pure MDMA, unlike Ecstasy, which generally is laced with other ingredients, such as caffeine or methamphetamine. It also comes in pill form.
The drug has gained popularity recently. Miley Cyrus and some other singers have been criticized for glorifying it in some of their songs and statements.
Paulino was charged with rape, two counts of aggravated assault, involuntary deviate sexual intercourse, sexual assault, two counts of aggravated indecent assault, two counts of indecent assault and simple assault.
While walking to Dixon’s courtroom, Paulino indicated he wasn’t worried because he has Jesus on his side.
Dixon told Paulino that “after hearing remarks from the trooper and also looking at the charges, I believe you may pose a danger to our community” and set his bail at $250,000. He set Paulino’s preliminary hearing for 8:30 a.m. on Nov. 27.
Read an updated story in The Times Leader on Wednesday.
http://www.timesleader.com/news/local-news/997394/Police:-Man-high-on-Molly-raped-sodomized-girlfriend
HAZLE TWP. — Police say a man high on the party drug Molly allegedly raped a woman and pulled part of her stomach out with his fist.
State police in Hazleton today arrested Emmanuel Paulino, 29, of North 4th Street, West Hazleton, after they were dispatched to an apartment at 701 W. 24th St. just after 4:30 this morning.
According to arrest papers:
Troopers found a woman lying in a fetal position on the floor of the apartment bleeding profusely from her torso. They also encountered Paulino.
The victim told an emergency medical technician called to the scene that Paulino inserted a closed fist into her. She indicated she did not want this to happen, and that Paulino had pulled something out of her, court papers state.
The Times Leader does not identify victims of sexual assault.
The victim was transported to Hazleton General Hospital and flown to Geisinger Wyoming Valley Medical Center. Trooper Chris Bonin told District Judge James Dixon during Paulino’s arraignment that the victim was undergoing surgery and police did not yet know if she survived.
Prior to her surgery, the victim told police that she and Paulino were going to engage in consensual sex, when Paulino “freaked out,” grabbed her by the neck and started choking her. While still choking her, he inserted his fist into her anus. She indicated she was screaming through the assault and told Paulino to “get out,” but the attack did not stop until one of her minor children walked into the bedroom after the child heard her screaming, court papers state.
In an interview with police, Paulino said he put his hand inside the victim “and pulled something out. I pulled out something sticky that stuck to my hand,” according to court papers.
Bonin told Dixon that a search warrant was secured and that forensic pathologist Dr. Gary Ross identified the tissue as stomach tissue.
In court papers, police also said Paulino admitted to taking six of the drug known as Molly.
According to the website drugfree.org, Molly is the powder or crystal form of MDMA, the chemical used in Ecstasy, and has been a popular drug at music festivals this year.
Molly, short for molecule, is considered to be pure MDMA, unlike Ecstasy, which generally is laced with other ingredients, such as caffeine or methamphetamine. It also comes in pill form.
The drug has gained popularity recently. Miley Cyrus and some other singers have been criticized for glorifying it in some of their songs and statements.
Paulino was charged with rape, two counts of aggravated assault, involuntary deviate sexual intercourse, sexual assault, two counts of aggravated indecent assault, two counts of indecent assault and simple assault.
While walking to Dixon’s courtroom, Paulino indicated he wasn’t worried because he has Jesus on his side.
Dixon told Paulino that “after hearing remarks from the trooper and also looking at the charges, I believe you may pose a danger to our community” and set his bail at $250,000. He set Paulino’s preliminary hearing for 8:30 a.m. on Nov. 27.
Read an updated story in The Times Leader on Wednesday.