Attn ALL Female Members of RIU

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Stoney McFried

Stoney McFried

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Yeah, no reason to get arrested...and...I keep thinking about that scene from the world according to garp.
Wikidbchofthewst said:
Yeah, that's my favorite position to be in....or have him sit down and get on my knees between his legs...

I've never given road head, just doesn't...seem easy. Too much stuff in the way, too uncomfortable to be able to really concentrate on it....and when it's something you love to do it, you want to be able to enjoy it, you know?

I've given hand jobs in the car...but usually when we're on our way home, and I want it like as soon as we get there.

What's really interesting is when the truck drivers SEE you, cuz they're up higher....lol. Them and school buses full of kids...
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Stoney McFried

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Well.....lemme see if I can find it on youtube...nah...couldnt. Basically, his wife is giving one of her college students head, garp hits the back of the parked car, she bites the guy's dick off. But watch the movie...its good...the book was hilarious!
 
ALX420

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Stoney McFried said:
Well.....lemme see if I can find it on youtube...nah...couldnt. Basically, his wife is giving one of her college students head, garp hits the back of the parked car, she bites the guy's dick off. But watch the movie...its good...the book was hilarious!
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sounds like a horror movie.


im sorry george carlin, may you rest in peace, but you went down on a trucker in jay and silent bob strike back. hilarious.
 
Wikidbchofthewst

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I fucking HATE those little ad warnings you see in the beginnings of dvds a lot lately, where it shows people stealing things and it says: "You wouldn't steal a CAR", "You wouldn't steal a PURSE" "Downloading movies IS stealing!"

Or whatever the fuck. I'm sorry, lol, but I think if stealing a car was as easy as downloading a movie illegally....we'd have a lot more stolen cars.
 
ALX420

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yeah. i would be pissed if i made a movie and people stole it. but its inevitable. they might have to come to expect it.
 
Twistyman

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Lacy said:
Why you bitch. I just let one go now :o


;)You do realize I was kidding......
About both and my farts smell like roses :)
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I think I scare most women......but then again I think I scare most men too :lol::clap:




silly women. :oops:[/quote]

Lacy said:
Haha. OMG I feel the same way too.
I just don't understand myself because I can be such an in your face type of chick but can also be such a wuss as I am way over-emotional.

and yeah to this also BUT the thought of living with another women and both pms'ing at the same time sends chills down my spine and not good ones if you know what I mean. :twisted::roll:
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2 at once ???? RUN......... !
Stoney McFried said:
With all due respect to the men who like it, and to lesbians....I just cannot see how anyone can put their face into a vagina.Just not my thing.
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Stoney McFried said:
Haha...make him get ungrossed...tell him, "Eat your tuna sandwich or no pudding for you!"
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Tell him that the next pussy he sees, will be at the S.P.C.A...:hump:

Stoney McFried said:
I can't I already promised to marry canadian coyote...but maybe I could just use you for sex.;)
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Ever try a Canadian twisty ?
 
Lacy

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LMAO!!!!
Twistyman said:




I think I scare most women......but then again I think I scare most men too :lol::clap:




silly women. :oops:
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Its true. :roll:



2 at once ???? RUN......... !(I know:twisted:)






Tell him that the next pussy he sees, will be at the S.P.C.A...:hump:



Ever try a Canadian twisty ? [/quote]
lol...
 
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korvette1977

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Stoney McFried said:
Yeah, I had guys tell me that too, wikid...I know somebody had to be doing it right...but eh...I don't know why, I just love to give head...maybe its a power trip....
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And I love getting head . I also love when a girl gobbles the load .. I hate spitters .. spitters are quitters:blsmoke:
 
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