Best way to get out of Jury duty ?

fssalaska

fssalaska

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I just got a letter, saying Grand Jury Summons :(
It's been so long I forget how I got out of it last time any ideals ?

I did write up a letter saying: I think the court systems is a bad joke and that I do not agree with the laws of this land, I just live here. If called on I could not alter my beliefs at the order of the court. Juror ID ***********
Ended with: You really don't want me on a Jury...

But have not sent it in yet... I really don't give a fuck about the court or there bullshit, If someone comes at me or mine I don't use the police or court I handle the problem myself what ever it maybe, so way should I be in there circus ?
 
tip top toker

tip top toker

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Tell them you have prior obligations. I thought it was the case that you are allowed to refuse jury duty a set number of times, but after that it is then mandatory.

who knows, just find the appropriate law and give it a read, else do a quick google search and see what is suggested.
 
Sand4x105

Sand4x105

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NO.... Tell them in a letter:

To whom it may concern:

Thank -you for considering me for Jury Duty....
I think it's my God Given right to sit on a jury and convict criminals...
Thank-you
I am looking forward to putting criminals away....
Sincerely,

Sand Hills
 
Fungus Gnat

Fungus Gnat

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Put peanut butter in your pants and start eating it with your hands while you are being interviewed.
 
bird mcbride

bird mcbride

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I remember i had a jury trial once. I watched this jury aquit a cop that was piss eyed drunk that ran an elderly lady down on a predestrian crosswalk. I figured I'd go with this jury. I was charge with traficking in a substance held out to be a narcotic, celestrial green tea. Steven Anthony Doyle had been hounding me and my friends for months begging us to sell him weed. I don't know about my buddies but I knew he was an undercover RCMP working for the drug squad. We all teared out laughing when we stuck him with the tea, but that jury gave me two months. This crooked jury and the judge all agreed that I'm probably guilty of something.
 
fssalaska

fssalaska

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Americas dumbest criminals: I can't be on your jury Sir, I have no one to watch my Marijuana plants. < I think that would get me off the jury lmfao
 
farmasensist

farmasensist

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Why do you want out of jury duty? Just tell them you will decide not guilty regardless of what the evidence and other jurors say.

I got the letter once. Showed up every day for a week and sat in the court an hour each day until I was told to go home. Showed up to work 2 hours later and said jury duty took 3. Got paid at work for those three hours each day and got a check from the court for my time.

I was hoping I would get picked and maybe let a nonviolent drug offender walk but they didn't even give a survey or anything.
 
KushXOJ

KushXOJ

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I always get the letter and the tell me to call back the next day. When I do im never needed. Happened like 3 times already.


Tell them you have a important klan meeting that day .
 
AimAim

AimAim

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fssalaska said:
It was not registered. So if its not registered mail u can just toss it? if that's the case I'm good...
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Well I've gotten 2 or 3 of them telling me I have to fill out some form and return it as I was being summoned for jury duty, and I just pitched them.
 
Jimdamick

Jimdamick

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Just tell them you are recovering drug addict and it would cause undo stress to your fragile state of mind to be on a jury. You will still have to go for 3 day's and sit around, but they will not accept you for long term jury duty.
 
curious2garden

curious2garden

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Why not attend, make nice, hope for a drug trial and engage in jury nullification. If anyone with some intelligence did jury duty we would have a much better system of jurisprudence. But when only the wing nuts and officious intermeddlers are jurors it shouldn't surprise anyone the verdicts that are handed down. Imagine looking at a seated jury of 12 Finshaggys.
 
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Wilksey

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AimAim said:
If it was not a registered letter just throw it away.
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Why the fuck they DON'T send that shit via registered mail is beyond me.

I check my mail maybe monthly. Maybe. Why? Because everything I "need" done I do on-line. I don't think I'm alone in this either.

I got a jury notice in september that I JUST found in my mail last week.

Whoops.


Whattya' gonna' do though...

Shit wasn't registered, and as far as I know, there isn't a g'damn law that says we HAVE to check our fucking mail, right?
 
curious2garden

curious2garden

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Wilksey said:
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Shit wasn't registered, and as far as I know, there isn't a g'damn law that says we HAVE to check our fucking mail, right?
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The argument is the reasonable and prudent standard man, and mailing/acceptance LOL figured everyone knew that one but I guessed wrong.
 
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