Your first police bust while smoking
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CaretakerDad
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About 35 years ago when I was just 21 we were in the parking lot of a local club and I had a frisbee on my lap and was rolling up a fatty by ambient moonlight. All of a sudden the inside of the car lit up like a supernova from the 2 cops with the bazooka flashlights shining into both windows. We were of course too f'ed up to notice them creeping. The funniest part was my instinctual reaction which was to stuff the frisbee under the seat like they wouldn't notice. 
No citation, just a confiscation. 
No citation, just a confiscation. 
futant
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About 15 years ago I got pulled over on way home uber baked. Cop tells me my plates are expired. Misdemeanor at that location but they impound the vehicle as part of the law. I had a smashed bag with a bit less than an eighth and some rolling papers stuffed in that tiny pocket above the regular front pocket of Levi's. When the cop patted me down before stuffing me in his car he didn't detect it. So he takes me to the station so I can bond and places me in an interrogation room with 2 way glass by myself till bondsman shows up. I'm in this room and can see cops outside the glass in general station area and they aren't paying any attention to me. All that is in the room is table, chair, and a trash can. I take the weed and papers outa my pocket and ever so carefully place it in the trash can under a used coffee cup. a while later the cop comes in takes me for printing and tells me as he returns me to the room that my bondsman is almost here. As he leaves interrogation room I reach down and grab my shit out of the trash. He returns takes me to bondsman I sign my paperwork and they walk me out of the station. A joint never tasted so sweet as that night. Thank God for small towns.
slowbus
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in boston,parking lot,72 VW camper,busted while smoking.Got caught w/ about a lb,10or15 sheets of LSD,about a weeks worth of Heroin,and a bunch of misc drugs.I ate 88 hits of yellow felix the cats during the search.Got really high,really fast.Cops busted my balls and let me go-no charges but they kept my shit
hempyninja309
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Caught in Alabama in a drug sting on the beach, smoking a joint and watching Paul Simon close out Hangout Music fest in 2011. [video=youtube;46Cfrl7hMoQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46Cfrl7hMoQ[/video]
slowbus
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why not,its all part of the big picture
hempyninja309
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HAHA!!! My man. Nothing like secretly crushing some L with a swarm of squad cars lined up behind you.
slowbus
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they had me by the throat in seconds.lol.Had to stick it to the roof of my mouth.God bless crooked cops~I'd still be in prison if they arrested me
hempyninja309
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No doubt. And you where probably good to go for the next 2 or 3 shows on tour
dannyboy602
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me...arrested?
Unclebaldrick
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First and only time... Some details removed.
Going to a concert to see a band many years ago. Accidentally left a small stash in a container in a pocket I forgot to check (tot pocket). Went through the frisk line like I had nothing to lose and was mortified when the off duty cop found it. The container I used was one that had significant sentimental value to me and was also very cool. I explained to the nice officer that I was very sorry, meant no disrespect and had forgotten about it. He told me to hand it over which I was happy to do and asked him to hold out his hand so I could pour it out. But no, he wanted the container too (obviously to pocket it). I told him I couldn't do that. He did not take that well and grabbed my wrist, spun me around and had his cuffs raised ready to click them on. Somehow, I got him to chill and walked away with my stash. But I really wanted to see that show. Had back stage passes and three people I had driven to the show who made it in unmolested - no way was I gonna miss it. Tore ass home, changed clothes, gelled my hair back and removed every item from my pockets that the cop had found in his second, more thorough search. Tore ass back to the show. By this time, the warm up band is playing, nobody was in line and all six or so doormen were milling about. I don't have a common face or general look about me, I knew it was gonna be tough to pull it off. So I looked around my car and found a ridiculous squeaky toy that happened to be there. I put it on an inside pocket of my jacket.
The second I walked up to the door I heard the first cop who saw me yell out "he's baaaaack". I ignored it and just waited at the window for somebody to take my ticket. Became aware of the original cop charging toward me like a bull out of the corner of my eye. He actually pushes me and ends up grabbing hold of my jacket while shouting "hey asshole". The guys in plain clothes so I break his grip, push him off me and yell back "what the fuck?". He tells me to get out - I can't come in. I react with a blank expression - but respectfully, like I just figured out that the guy was official. "i don't know what you're talkingvabout". And I can see doubt creep into his mind. So he plays along; he'll search me and find something on me to tie me to my former self. During the search he finds nothing but I.d. (which he failed to check previously), money, smokes, a lighter, and wait.... There's something in his inner pocket. The cop brightens up "What's that?" so I pulled it out, held it up, made it squeak and said "a duck." Every one of the cops bursts out laughing. The main one apologizes to me and explains that there was some guy who looked just like me, etc. I told him "I hope you catch him, he sounds like an asshole."
Was a good show, afterwards we made our way back stage. The security guy was none other than cop number 1. By this time, the gel's all outta my hair and I'm with the three people he saw me with the first time around. All he said was "you got me, fair and square".
Going to a concert to see a band many years ago. Accidentally left a small stash in a container in a pocket I forgot to check (tot pocket). Went through the frisk line like I had nothing to lose and was mortified when the off duty cop found it. The container I used was one that had significant sentimental value to me and was also very cool. I explained to the nice officer that I was very sorry, meant no disrespect and had forgotten about it. He told me to hand it over which I was happy to do and asked him to hold out his hand so I could pour it out. But no, he wanted the container too (obviously to pocket it). I told him I couldn't do that. He did not take that well and grabbed my wrist, spun me around and had his cuffs raised ready to click them on. Somehow, I got him to chill and walked away with my stash. But I really wanted to see that show. Had back stage passes and three people I had driven to the show who made it in unmolested - no way was I gonna miss it. Tore ass home, changed clothes, gelled my hair back and removed every item from my pockets that the cop had found in his second, more thorough search. Tore ass back to the show. By this time, the warm up band is playing, nobody was in line and all six or so doormen were milling about. I don't have a common face or general look about me, I knew it was gonna be tough to pull it off. So I looked around my car and found a ridiculous squeaky toy that happened to be there. I put it on an inside pocket of my jacket.
The second I walked up to the door I heard the first cop who saw me yell out "he's baaaaack". I ignored it and just waited at the window for somebody to take my ticket. Became aware of the original cop charging toward me like a bull out of the corner of my eye. He actually pushes me and ends up grabbing hold of my jacket while shouting "hey asshole". The guys in plain clothes so I break his grip, push him off me and yell back "what the fuck?". He tells me to get out - I can't come in. I react with a blank expression - but respectfully, like I just figured out that the guy was official. "i don't know what you're talkingvabout". And I can see doubt creep into his mind. So he plays along; he'll search me and find something on me to tie me to my former self. During the search he finds nothing but I.d. (which he failed to check previously), money, smokes, a lighter, and wait.... There's something in his inner pocket. The cop brightens up "What's that?" so I pulled it out, held it up, made it squeak and said "a duck." Every one of the cops bursts out laughing. The main one apologizes to me and explains that there was some guy who looked just like me, etc. I told him "I hope you catch him, he sounds like an asshole."
Was a good show, afterwards we made our way back stage. The security guy was none other than cop number 1. By this time, the gel's all outta my hair and I'm with the three people he saw me with the first time around. All he said was "you got me, fair and square".
Unclebaldrick
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I lied. Wasn't the only time. But the best. I forgot one. Boring.
aussie originals
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i call bullshit lol
i was once in the backyard of a party, we had a bunch of rails of coke all set up on a plate and we were sitting at an outdoor table doing our thing. i noticed the cops come around the side of the house so i instinctively slid the plate under the table so they couldnt see it. they walked right up to me and started questioning me. i was calm cool and collected not even taking a second to glance down at the table to see if i had hidden everything well. after a some questions were answered they went on there merry way, relieved i looked down only to realise it was a fucking glass table i was sitting at and the whole time the cops were talking to me they could clearly see i had a plate covered in ready to go rails sitting on my lap lol.
i bet those coppers were having a good old chuckle at how stupid i must have looked lol. oh well no harm no foul.
another time i was sitting in my loungeroom in a circle with all my housemates when someone noticed something outside, it was a cop in full riot gear, shot gun and all. we all freaked out cause we had plants in the house and everything, we started checking windows and you bet we were freaking when we realised they had our whole house surrounded. our house broke out into mayhem as people were racing around left right and centre trying to destroy anything suss. turns out they raided one of the flats in the apartments next door lol
another time i was home after a massive party we had there the night before, i was selling all sorts of shit at the time and massive parties at my place were common. anyway i was home alone when my phone rang. it was my father. he said he had gotten a phone call from someone tipping him off that my place was about to be raided by the federal police. i thought the feds? your kidding me i was too small fry for the feds to be interested so i kind of shrugged it off but i did get everything ready in the bathroom for disposal just in case. no more than 10 minutes after the call i here a rap at the door and i kind of freak out cause i wasnted expecting anyone. i froze and i heard them moving away from the door, then i see a silhoueted figure move past my window i naturally thought they were surrounding my house and i raced to the toilet and started flushing everything i had in the house at the time. turned out it was just my buddy trying to get in and get his keys because he left his work car here the night before.
the feds never did show up haha, cost me a bit of money that one but oh well better safe than sorry.
and finally one more. i was a lot younger and me and all my mates had planned a trip to the snow for the winter to get some snowboarding time in. i managed to organise a place for us to stay at my uncles house to cut the costs. early in the morning while we were all still asleep the fuckign door gets kicked in and a bunch of coppers in vests toting shot guns roll into the house making a hell of a racket. it was very dissorientating and very confusing and was all over in seconds, all i remember is the but of a shotgun hitting me in the side of the head as i tried to stand up and then having my arms zip tied behind my back. it turns out old uncle blue had a fucking meth lab in the basement that none of u knew about, he was being watched and when the police saw a gang of young men turn up for the night they thought something was going down and made there move. we were all released after questioning and poor old blue was shipped off to prison. we ended up coming straight home and not getting to enjoy the snow at all.
gR33nDav3l0l
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Coming out of a strip joint with some pals, cop car was so close we didn't even saw the lights. Caught passing the joint. Quickly tossed the shit and stashed the bag. All it took for them to let us go was some fresh fish we had in the back 
srh88
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i call bullshit