Your first police bust while smoking

slowbus

slowbus

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aussie originals said:
i call bullshit lol

i was once in the backyard of a party, we had a bunch of rails of coke all set up on a plate and we were sitting at an outdoor table doing our thing. i noticed the cops come around the side of the house so i instinctively slid the plate under the table so they couldnt see it. they walked right up to me and started questioning me. i was calm cool and collected not even taking a second to glance down at the table to see if i had hidden everything well. after a some questions were answered they went on there merry way, relieved i looked down only to realise it was a fucking glass table i was sitting at and the whole time the cops were talking to me they could clearly see i had a plate covered in ready to go rails sitting on my lap lol.

i bet those coppers were having a good old chuckle at how stupid i must have looked lol. oh well no harm no foul.

another time i was sitting in my loungeroom in a circle with all my housemates when someone noticed something outside, it was a cop in full riot gear, shot gun and all. we all freaked out cause we had plants in the house and everything, we started checking windows and you bet we were freaking when we realised they had our whole house surrounded. our house broke out into mayhem as people were racing around left right and centre trying to destroy anything suss. turns out they raided one of the flats in the apartments next door lol

another time i was home after a massive party we had there the night before, i was selling all sorts of shit at the time and massive parties at my place were common. anyway i was home alone when my phone rang. it was my father. he said he had gotten a phone call from someone tipping him off that my place was about to be raided by the federal police. i thought the feds? your kidding me i was too small fry for the feds to be interested so i kind of shrugged it off but i did get everything ready in the bathroom for disposal just in case. no more than 10 minutes after the call i here a rap at the door and i kind of freak out cause i wasnted expecting anyone. i froze and i heard them moving away from the door, then i see a silhoueted figure move past my window i naturally thought they were surrounding my house and i raced to the toilet and started flushing everything i had in the house at the time. turned out it was just my buddy trying to get in and get his keys because he left his work car here the night before.

the feds never did show up haha, cost me a bit of money that one but oh well better safe than sorry.

and finally one more. i was a lot younger and me and all my mates had planned a trip to the snow for the winter to get some snowboarding time in. i managed to organise a place for us to stay at my uncles house to cut the costs. early in the morning while we were all still asleep the fuckign door gets kicked in and a bunch of coppers in vests toting shot guns roll into the house making a hell of a racket. it was very dissorientating and very confusing and was all over in seconds, all i remember is the but of a shotgun hitting me in the side of the head as i tried to stand up and then having my arms zip tied behind my back. it turns out old uncle blue had a fucking meth lab in the basement that none of u knew about, he was being watched and when the police saw a gang of young men turn up for the night they thought something was going down and made there move. we were all released after questioning and poor old blue was shipped off to prison. we ended up coming straight home and not getting to enjoy the snow at all.
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didn't bother to read but a few people on here know me, my crew and don't doubt it a bit.Three days later I ate 500 hits at the Sheraton !!! Our vials were 75-100 hits per drop.
 
dux

dux

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I'm in my early 40's now but when I was a teen til about 21 1/2,I spent more nights in jail than I can remember.all stupid kid shit,missed court,drinking,smoking pot,no ins,etc.numerous mj possession fees and court.then I got nailed with a felony for getting searched and the cop finding 5.5g of coke on me that wasn't even mine.i was sober driver one night and driving my friends car of friends back to his house.long story short,I had a warrant and the cops found the shit at the station...I almost made it!
After that I moved away to moms and learned a trade and cleaned my act up.been years since I've been pulled over ..
 
Red1966

Red1966

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CaretakerDad said:
About 35 years ago when I was just 21 we were in the parking lot of a local club and I had a frisbee on my lap and was rolling up a fatty by ambient moonlight. All of a sudden the inside of the car lit up like a supernova from the 2 cops with the bazooka flashlights shining into both windows. We were of course too f'ed up to notice them creeping. The funniest part was my instinctual reaction which was to stuff the frisbee under the seat like they wouldn't notice. :) No citation, just a confiscation. :eek:
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Cops confiscated an oz I had in a Frisbee, too. No bust, either. Is there some little known law that prevents an arrest for possession of pot in a Frisbee?
 
mr sunshine

mr sunshine

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This one time in pismo i just finished pissing on a wall a cop walks up to me and says what are u doing. I told him i was gunna piss but he came up before i went. He goes o man your lucky i would have had to give you a ticket!
 
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Ice Cubez

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I am very lucky not to have a possession charge of mj. Me and a couple buddies drove onto a dirt path(use to be a railroad track so it's drive able. anyways I think someone must have called the cops on us because we where back there toking and 4 cop cruisers showed up in the middle of know where. I think they where hoping for a big growing bust or something because we where in a forest. Luckily we where all fined for trespassing and not possession.
 
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