What are kids good for?

SnapsProvolone

SnapsProvolone

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Frosty125 said:
Im sorry i just don't get this thread r u serious u used your nephew to steal money u got issues. Want to know what they are good for? Kids r good for making u want to do better for yourself and them. My kids make me want to go to college and do better for us. Not work at this shitty factory making exhaust systems the rest of my life. That sir is what they are good for. I hope u don't have one to treat like ure nephew dude.
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Supposed to have kids AFTER school. If you need children to motivate you to go to school and achieve then you need help.
 
ClaytonBigsby

ClaytonBigsby

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bongbrain said:
now that i have read your post clayton. you are the reason this country is going down hill. you make a kid climb threw a window for theft????what kinda person are you? holy shit i pray that some form of karma heads your way.
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I don't always make them go through windows. Once I needed and expensive part at a salvage yard, but I didn't want to risk damaging it throwing it over the 10' fence. So, I bought my sister and her friend some movie tickets and offered to babysit. I lifted the fence while he scurried under to retrieve the part. Don't act like I am some kind of asshole.
 
ClaytonBigsby

ClaytonBigsby

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Frosty125 said:
Im sorry i just don't get this thread r u serious u used your nephew to steal money u got issues. Want to know what they are good for? Kids r good for making u want to do better for yourself and them. My kids make me want to go to college and do better for us. Not work at this shitty factory making exhaust systems the rest of my life. That sir is what they are good for. I hope u don't have one to treat like ure nephew dude.
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Fuck no! Why would I want my own? Like Bear said, they grow up and are a pain in the ass. I WISH Peter Pan was real. I'd take one of those kids; preferably Wendy.

I'll just keep babysitting, thanks




TigerClock said:
Can confirm on the beer fetching, also taught one to fold towels which is nice.
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Tiger!!!!!!!!! Don't be a stranger, hope all is well for you!
 
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde

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ClaytonBigsby:

Does your sister know you gave this training exercise to her 6 year old child?
Dr Jekyll

you are such a cheating scum bag to rip off your own nephew who did all the work yet only received under 1% of the loot, the little dude most certainly deserved no less than 50%
Mr. Hyde
 
futant

futant

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Frosty125 said:
Im sorry i just don't get this thread r u serious u used your nephew to steal money u got issues. Want to know what they are good for? Kids r good for making u want to do better for yourself and them. My kids make me want to go to college and do better for us. Not work at this shitty factory making exhaust systems the rest of my life. That sir is what they are good for. I hope u don't have one to treat like ure nephew dude.
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You need a child to do that for you? Too bad.
 
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Wilksey

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Bear Country said:
PS....I own a small ranch....My kids worked on the ranch through every phase I described above...even when thier brain was not in working mode and if there was a lack of motivation....I always had the perfect motivater...same one my daddy used on me...A nice swift kick in the ass would get things hopping right along....thats right...I said it...a nice size 12 right on thier posterior!! If it was good enough for me when I was a kid...it was good enough for my kids...everyone made it out JUST FINE!! There were no time outs in Bears house. We didnt have time for that crap...
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You, sir, are fucking AWESOME!
 
darklawliet

darklawliet

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bongbrain said:
these days nothing. they dont want to get out and try to work. so most of them make the true people look bad. like someone dressed punk. spikes fucked hair and all. but he works his ass off. and it known for work and not cause shit. mean while you have some punk kid who has a computer new phone and everything dresses close to the other guy. most people want to be out working and have a life. but there are tons of finshaggies walking around "trying to find a job" while sitting on their computer and mooching and couch surfing. everyone else gets to pay for everything for these kids. while therest of us are out busting our asses for couch surfers had a place to stay.
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I got a friend just like that -.- just wasting his life away slowly. Meanwhilst myself, and everyone else from our friends circle have grown and hold down some proper jobs...

And oooh how i hate it! XD
Gotta work to put a smile on!
Also, wakenbake/10
 
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Bear Country

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Stillbuzzin said:
Whats up Bear. Did you get the house built??? and all the other things you were working on???
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YEP!!!! Sure did....I'ts ready to rock-n-roll!! My daughter and her family are fixin to get set up in it in May of 2014!! All the other things on a ranch are never ending..LOL. I'm gettin old I guess...Time has a way of lettin a person know that...not to mention all the nuts,bolts and screws that are holding this ol guy together.

Thanks for askin SB....hope you all are doin good!!
 
oldtimer54

oldtimer54

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SnapsProvolone said:
$700 / Month if your on welfare.
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You need to move to my state..........
$825.00/each and if they happen to be physically challenged they fetch even more
what is this country coming to..........you have uncles teaching their nephews to commit drive thru robberies...
my god bigbsby do you have any redeeming qualities
 
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little butch

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This must be the old farts with grandkids thread. My youngest kid is fourty now, and my oldest grandkids is pushing twenty. Everyone of them brighten my grouchy old ass up every day. My 19 year old grandson is the greatest. He still calls his gram at least twice a week long distance. The oldest teenage kid I know that still has time for us at his age. Kids can be the biggest blessing and the biggest nightmare all within a few minutes, but I thank God for them every day. .....Sounds like a thread idea from Bear....... How much hardware is holdin you together??? Lol...I could get in on that one too. Oh, and bigsby...shame on you...that kid will remember his cut when you are old and need a hand..lol. Peace & be kind.
 
TheSnake

TheSnake

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I personally would love to have my daughter help trim daddy's plants. But shes not old enough yet, and her mother finding something like that out, could mean I could be looking at a cultivation charge, and child endangerment charge, and loss of possible rights to her. So i doubt she will ever know what I do, my gf's teens are cool with it, but they dont have a nosy vengeful dad, cause hes dead, so i would not have that issue with them.
 
ClaytonBigsby

ClaytonBigsby

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Maybe I should open a day care and train the whole lot like little commandos. Ahhh the possibilities..

Some of you are trippin! I am opening their minds! That 6 year old is light years ahead of where I was at that age. When he was 5 he would always ask Uncle Clayton to buy him some hotwheels, star wars figures, or candy. I was like, listen, you are 5, it is impossible for you to get in trouble. If you see something you want, pick it up, walk around and when nobody is looking at you, put it in your pocket. If you get caught, cry like a baby. We spent the next few hours working out the kinks at the mall. Natural.

I don't think he'll be mad about the $2, I think he understood it was OJT, besides, I taught him how to run the yard at school. I will give him a raise though, thanks for bringing it to my attention.
 
GreatwhiteNorth

GreatwhiteNorth

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Are you registered with the IGFA ?
With the liberal light tackle rules, I believe you have a chance at a record here.
 
GreatwhiteNorth

GreatwhiteNorth

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Lemme guess ?

"Don't give a shit?"

[video=youtube;M0wi7Ugct1w]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0wi7Ugct1w[/video]
 
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