Bear Country
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FOR MANY...A SAD BUT TRUE STATEMENT!! No wonder this country is going to hell in a hand basket ha???
What are kids good for?
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SnapsProvolone
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Supposed to have kids AFTER school. If you need children to motivate you to go to school and achieve then you need help.
ClaytonBigsby
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I don't always make them go through windows. Once I needed and expensive part at a salvage yard, but I didn't want to risk damaging it throwing it over the 10' fence. So, I bought my sister and her friend some movie tickets and offered to babysit. I lifted the fence while he scurried under to retrieve the part. Don't act like I am some kind of asshole.
ClaytonBigsby
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The midgets are too smart and want waaaay too much of the cut. Also, they don't get afraid when you threaten to kill their parents if they tell on you.
ClaytonBigsby
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Fuck no! Why would I want my own? Like Bear said, they grow up and are a pain in the ass. I WISH Peter Pan was real. I'd take one of those kids; preferably Wendy.
I'll just keep babysitting, thanks
Tiger!!!!!!!!! Don't be a stranger, hope all is well for you!
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
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ClaytonBigsby:
Does your sister know you gave this training exercise to her 6 year old child?
Dr Jekyll
you are such a cheating scum bag to rip off your own nephew who did all the work yet only received under 1% of the loot, the little dude most certainly deserved no less than 50%
Mr. Hyde
Does your sister know you gave this training exercise to her 6 year old child?
Dr Jekyll
you are such a cheating scum bag to rip off your own nephew who did all the work yet only received under 1% of the loot, the little dude most certainly deserved no less than 50%
Mr. Hyde
futant
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You need a child to do that for you? Too bad.
You, sir, are fucking AWESOME!
Bear Country
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Why thank you!! My kids say thanks as well!!
darklawliet
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I got a friend just like that -.- just wasting his life away slowly. Meanwhilst myself, and everyone else from our friends circle have grown and hold down some proper jobs...
And oooh how i hate it! XD
Gotta work to put a smile on!
Also, wakenbake/10
Stillbuzzin
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Why thank you!! My kids say thanks as well!!
Whats up Bear. Did you get the house built??? and all the other things you were working on???
Bear Country
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YEP!!!! Sure did....I'ts ready to rock-n-roll!! My daughter and her family are fixin to get set up in it in May of 2014!! All the other things on a ranch are never ending..LOL. I'm gettin old I guess...Time has a way of lettin a person know that...not to mention all the nuts,bolts and screws that are holding this ol guy together.
Thanks for askin SB....hope you all are doin good!!
oldtimer54
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You need to move to my state..........
$825.00/each and if they happen to be physically challenged they fetch even more
what is this country coming to..........you have uncles teaching their nephews to commit drive thru robberies...
my god bigbsby do you have any redeeming qualities
little butch
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This must be the old farts with grandkids thread. My youngest kid is fourty now, and my oldest grandkids is pushing twenty. Everyone of them brighten my grouchy old ass up every day. My 19 year old grandson is the greatest. He still calls his gram at least twice a week long distance. The oldest teenage kid I know that still has time for us at his age. Kids can be the biggest blessing and the biggest nightmare all within a few minutes, but I thank God for them every day. .....Sounds like a thread idea from Bear....... How much hardware is holdin you together??? Lol...I could get in on that one too. Oh, and bigsby...shame on you...that kid will remember his cut when you are old and need a hand..lol. Peace & be kind.
TheSnake
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I personally would love to have my daughter help trim daddy's plants. But shes not old enough yet, and her mother finding something like that out, could mean I could be looking at a cultivation charge, and child endangerment charge, and loss of possible rights to her. So i doubt she will ever know what I do, my gf's teens are cool with it, but they dont have a nosy vengeful dad, cause hes dead, so i would not have that issue with them.
ClaytonBigsby
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Maybe I should open a day care and train the whole lot like little commandos. Ahhh the possibilities..
Some of you are trippin! I am opening their minds! That 6 year old is light years ahead of where I was at that age. When he was 5 he would always ask Uncle Clayton to buy him some hotwheels, star wars figures, or candy. I was like, listen, you are 5, it is impossible for you to get in trouble. If you see something you want, pick it up, walk around and when nobody is looking at you, put it in your pocket. If you get caught, cry like a baby. We spent the next few hours working out the kinks at the mall. Natural.
I don't think he'll be mad about the $2, I think he understood it was OJT, besides, I taught him how to run the yard at school. I will give him a raise though, thanks for bringing it to my attention.
Some of you are trippin! I am opening their minds! That 6 year old is light years ahead of where I was at that age. When he was 5 he would always ask Uncle Clayton to buy him some hotwheels, star wars figures, or candy. I was like, listen, you are 5, it is impossible for you to get in trouble. If you see something you want, pick it up, walk around and when nobody is looking at you, put it in your pocket. If you get caught, cry like a baby. We spent the next few hours working out the kinks at the mall. Natural.
I don't think he'll be mad about the $2, I think he understood it was OJT, besides, I taught him how to run the yard at school. I will give him a raise though, thanks for bringing it to my attention.
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cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Lemme guess ?
"Don't give a shit?"
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"Don't give a shit?"
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