Basho is Bored (The Haiku Game)

[tyler.durden]

What is the purpose
of a goddamn haiku?
I am fucking stumped

Killed it!

Mystical Counting
Your middle line has Six, Pad
Killed it, indeed, Sir

 

[Padawanbater2]

Mystical Counting
Your middle line has Six, Pad
Killed it, indeed, Sir

Oh fuck you! haha! You're right you bastard! And I worked hard on that, fuck haiku!

 

[Metasynth]

Haiku? No, fuck you.
Follow the rules, or get out.
Door is over there ------>

 

[Padawanbater2]

Haiku? No, fuck you.
Follow the rules, or get out.
Door is over there ------>

AaAHHAHA astupidfuckingeditsystemisfuckedcompletelyfuckthisbullshitbetter?

 

[Padawanbater2]

ahahahahhahadhfahsdfhasdhfahwef b eetter fuck you riuy, rix this bullshit, fuck you

 

[Zaehet Strife]

Mystical Counting
Your middle line has Six, Pad
Killed it, indeed, Sir

HAHAHAHAA!!! I'm not the only one!!! YES!!!

 

[Zaehet Strife]

At least we're learning,

Pad and I we're kinda lost,

Called out... we have been.

 

[eye exaggerate]

reason is like 'why?'
'why' is wanting for meaning
meaning 'why reason'?

 

[tyler.durden]

Snow covered City
40 Days and 40 Nights
Sub-Zero Noah...

Stock Pile of Groceries
Hunkering Down to Survive
Weed will keep me Warm...

We had Borrowed Time
Mild Winters for years and years
We had it Coming...

 

[Heisenberg]

I have never lied
Except for what I just said
No wait, that's not true

 

[tyler.durden]

Trimming Forever
Cursing this Blessed Harvest
Scissor Hash Coma...

 

[cannabineer]

This thread has rested
very long until just now.
About fucking time.

 

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[tyler.durden]

Happy 420!
Grass in Your Easter Basket?
That's not for Smoking

 

[killemsoftly]

i hate chronic pain
the doctors leave you to rot
i need more pain pills

growing me some herb
not growing me some poppies
play by the rules

if all else fails
i will put rules aside
when will this end dude?

 

[killemsoftly]

here i sit straining
if i push to hard it hurts
it is a bit draining dude

will it ever leave?
shouldn't have had so much cheese
pass the corn my friend

think i am gaining
i feel a bit better
story too graphic?

 

[a senile fungus]

I over ate too
My belly is bulging out
Must drink some water

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[tyler.durden]

here i sit straining
if i push to hard it hurts
it is a bit draining dude

will it ever leave?
shouldn't have had so much cheese
pass the corn my friend

think i am gaining
i feel a bit better
story too graphic?

Counting can be Hard
Like the BM in your Ass
5-7-5, Bro

 

[killemsoftly]

Counting can be Hard
Like the BM in your Ass
5-7-5, Bro

There are no words dude
but here is a try tyler
you"re too fucking good my man