am i moving too fast with this girl?

[minnesmoker]

How did you know? First date done well can be very titillating.

You said tit!

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Keep in mind that these kids are Canadians. One Date in the US is like 1.8 Canadian. Plus, I think he might be fourteen and we just traumatized him.

 

[Winter Woman]

Yeah, but at 14 if they wind blows...

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Yeah, but at 14 if they wind blows...

Mine wasn't at 14. Not even close.

It got better.

 

[cannabineer]

Yeah, but at 14 if they wind blows...

especially from those warm southern climes

 

[Unclebaldrick]

especially from those warm southern climes

and moist.

Maybe it is mold.

 

[theexpress]

and moist.

Maybe it is mold.

is it dark mushy and smell ammoniated?

 

[cannabineer]

is it dark mushy and smell ammoniated?

That would be my Lean Finely-textured Beef! Who here remembers our T&T sport about the Pink Slime?

 

[Winter Woman]

That would be my Lean Finely-textured Beef! Who here remembers our T&T sport about the Pink Slime?

I remember the invasion of the Pink Slime? I wonder do you think it is back?

 

[minnesmoker]

Was the pink slime the dude/dudette that had jizz on their plants, and just couldn't figure out what it was? Or, was that some other traumatic experience that we barely survived?

 

[cannabineer]

I remember the invasion of the Pink Slime? I wonder do you think it is back?

~goes into bathroom~
~faint cloth&zipper noises~
oh dear.

 

[Winter Woman]

Was the pink slime the dude/dudette that had jizz on their plants, and just couldn't figure out what it was? Or, was that some other traumatic experience that we barely survived?

Barely survived, imho.

 

[Winter Woman]

~goes into bathroom~
~faint cloth&zipper noises~
oh dear.

Oh no, Mr. Bill, it's back. Oh nooooooooo.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Please help me out here. Pink Slime is mentioned in about 66 threads. Not another Beardo thing is it.?

 

[cannabineer]

Google Lean Finely-Textured Beef. It's what's for dinner. Or was until I read a deeply-disappointing cookoff.

 

[Winter Woman]

They call it meat, but is it? Doesn't taste like meat.

 

[PeyoteReligion]

Time for phase 2: Bukkake.

 

[Winter Woman]

Time for phase 2: Bukkake.

How very Smith of you.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Google Lean Finely-Textured Beef. It's what's for dinner. Or was until I read a deeply-disappointing cookoff.

Oh, I'm quite familiar with it. My mistake, I figured you were referring to a particularly epic thread. Thanks.

Edit, wish the damn OP would come back (pictures). Perhaps we should prepare a summary of our diagnoses.

 

[PetFlora]

I know from the pics you've posted in the Funny thread

How did you know? First date done well can be very titillating.

Edit: Ok I read CN's response. I wasn't a slut. But, for the right guy.