Things you've done to others

TokaLot

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When i was about 13-14 My buddy and I were at my house and we made a chlorine bomb. Well long story short he picked it up after i shook it and threw it and it blew up in his face. It was one of the craziest things i have ever seen and heard the screams that came from him haunted me. He is lucky i didnt panic and had him wash his eyes out while i call 911 if i didnt he would have lost an eye. In the end it was both of our faults we both knew what was going on, i lost all my friends and no one liked me cause word was i tried to blow up my friend. Then when i was 16 i was car jacked and kidnapped and stabbed 6 times which was not fun things that happen in this world PTSD not being fun at all.
 

WeedKillsBrainCells

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I think it was more about being Christmas and him taking my car for no cause. But breasts do help, especially perky ones.
Yeah you're perfectly right of course. Just whenever I hear a story like this, it's a woman :p. I know a woman thats gotten away with speeding like 5 times in a row. Guess what, i'm a reasonable guy, but i've never got that lucky
 

Winter Woman

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I once blended salmon eggs and milk and let it rot in the sun for a week. I poured it into a van that belonged to the owner of a dog that attacked me on the street. I told this person what happened and was accused of provoking the loose German Shepherd.
Like that scene from Grumpy Old Men where he put a fish under the seat. Good one.
 

Winter Woman

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I'm no longer inclined to do this, and the USPS has taken steps to prevent it.... But I once got ripped off by a local business. So I changed his address, forwarding all his mail to Oklahoma. Back then all you had to do was fill out a card at the PO and drop it in the box. Three months of hilarity would ensue.

But this still works for moderate annoyance and practical jokes, on craigslist, heavily advertise an estate sale starting at an insanely early hour with the instructions "Ring Doorbell a lot, it can be touchy." make sure to mention a lot of collectibles.
Oh, what a devious mind you have. I like that.
 

Winter Woman

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I know. If you know the right person down here you're made in the shade (down here you really do look for shade). I just have never greased anyone's palm but I sure would like the chance.
 

doublejj

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I know a few kids that fought in Iraq and Afghanistan that are my age and the fighting traumatized them soo much they can't hold a job and have a terrible time out in public places. It's so awful.
Add, getting spit on when you got home........Vietnam vets.....
 

Silly String

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^^^i read they're trying weed for therapy in those cases. i sincerely hope it helps.
They approved PTSD as a qualifying condition for MMJ here in Oregon recently. There's SO much more that should be done for our Vets, (and it should be done much faster, too), but at least there's a tiny bit of something. Sigh. Things will be different when I'm in charge.
 

BigEasy1

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I fucked a stripper at a strip club one night then went home and let my girlfriend blow me. It wasn't like I could say anything.
 

TokaLot

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Makes me mad that Here in Washington PTSD is not considered a treatable condition by MMJ yet im lucky i guess that i also have back problems, i came from Cali where its covered under MMJ laws. When i went in to get my card adn they told me i was like what wait a min somethings not right.
 

Unclebaldrick

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Add, getting spit on when you got home........Vietnam vets.....
Your experience doesn't belong here, respectfully. That was shit you had done to you.

As far as you getting spit on... That sucks too. And I know I'm entering a bad minefield here.... But something about the adoration that vets are getting today kind of disturbs me. I do not 'support' this country's foreign policy based on expressions of military power any more than I would have supported Nam. I wish that young people today were a little less likely to volunteer. I wish it wasn't their best job option in many cases. I support them - but I wish they were not being subjected to what they are. I wish we didn't expose another generation to PTSD. And I wish we weren't so fucking Gung Ho about it all. I love you vets..... But this is bullshit. Wish Americans had a bit more subtlety than to either spit on or worship their vets.
 

dirtsurfr

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Swing and a miss. No volunteers? No problem they bring back the draft.
It's the one's that spout this and the first to call for protection.
 
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