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I would totally do Justin Long... No Homo...

Damn this sucks sweetheart... :( *Hugs*

Was that aimed at me..?

Maybe he was known to the police as being a sexual predator or something like that, they couldn't prove it and so when they found him dead they just tried to sweep it under the rug...

Well... Both...

Virgins aren't all they're cracked up to be... You try sticking this thing in a girl that's never been penetrated before... even if the bird is dripping wet it's like tryna put a square block in a round hole...

It's kinda like fat people and thyroid problems tho... yeah some people are big because of problems with their thyroid... but most of them are just too fucking lazy and don't give a shit about doing the best with their life that they can...

If you smoke pot and sleep all day for a week and can't get a girlfriend why care about your sex drive and stop taking your prescribed medicine..? And it is clear you made your choice to be a lazy stoner instead of getting up and seizing life by balls... your loss mate...

It kinda seems a little like Karma at work... I love this story... I've only read it twice now but both times I lol'd... :D

That is too fucking epic to be true...

Thank you my dear :)

If it doesn't look like a couple hundred tarantulas are trying to escape her panties when she's got them on then the birds alright by me...

Australian Law, A-Cup Pornography & the Big O The world seems to be going a little crazy over the last few decades with the rise of religious fundamentalism and the equally prolific rise in the availability of legal and illegal pornography. The latest additions to Australian...

I want to be a pornographer and an herbalist...

You compare all men that don't like curvy women to pedophiles...

I guess everyone is entitled to an opinion... Oh and I love how prejudiced you are towards men that don't appreciate what you yourself personally consider beautiful/attractive about women...

The anti christ..?

You used like so many times in that sentence you sound as if you are a teenage girl...

I don't think I have enough flour for that group of ladies...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEDaCIDvj6I You Requested...