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I was home a couple weeks ago and my dogs were in our fenced in back yard doing whatever dogs do when no one is paying attention to them. I'm just watching TV when I hear a knock on the door. I go over and open the door and there's a cop standing there. He says, "Hello, I'm Officer Jackson. Have...

Which building is closer?

Breaking news!.....first recorded photobomb discovered!

A golfer is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn on the St Andrews course. A groundskeeper shouts: "Dinnae drink tha waater! Et's foo a cow $hite an pish!" The golfer replies: "My Good fellow, I'm from England. Could you repeat that for me, in English!?" The keeper replies...

Pot dealer.

Ordering a Pizza in 2015

And then Budda says to the hot dog vendor: "Make me one with everything."