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Hell of an understatement...

Carne... Wow... He is absolutely gorgeous... what an arse he has... None of my girlfriends have had such a shapely behind... And his arms... I am jealous...

I just saw it on the TV it said an 8.5 followed by an 8.2 aftershock... The first one didn't displace water upwards and the experts aren't worried about it becoming a tsunami...

I just fixed a spelling mistake... I hope there aren't more...

But that's how we picture you CN... your description isn't quite as graphic as my imaginings about your appearance but still sexy...

Congratulations... :)

I've sacrificed a goat to whitney cummings performing standup... twice...

I just smoked some "Sour Cream" and blew the top of my head off...

I don't believe you understand who I am, ay..?

That may just be it... subconsciously of course...

True Dat Son..! I never liked mushrooms, pumpkin, silverbeet or brussel sprouts... but now as an adult I do... funny that...

I've been high for the last 5 hours... :D

How the hell did I make it through twenty-six years of life and never experience this before..? This is ridiculously good..!

Could you please take it upon yourself to leave this particular thread..? I'm sure that would be an action appreciated by many...

I just started using cream in my coffee instead of milk and I think I'm hooked...

My wallet took forever to forgive me for a week long drug binge I took last year...

Sad but True... :(

It does happen with adrenaline yes... My dick gets hard watching fights sometimes... I want to make babies with Ronda Rousey...

The voices in my head tell me that my God is real and who am I to deny them their reality..?

Prove it to me... :)