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Arse shots or no... You are beautiful and I love your sense of style... and arse shots or no... I'd still want eat your pancakes... and that's no innuendo... I just love pancakes...

He released some more pollen today... rebrushed some more of my little ladies... one of them is pregnant... atleast I think she is... her hairs turned brown... I've never pollinated before so my guess is it's either she's pollinated or dieing...

You need to be careful thinking that your friend is actually like that... unless you've actually buried a body together... Cause I thought I had a friend like that once...

Stained his shorts

:cry: <<<<< See these..? They're happy tears...

:( we coulda had something special

is Nate Berkus

Dude... it's just a close up of my reg grundies with me in them... don't get too excited about it...

I took something on my last drug binge that made me feel like that... I wish I knew the name of it... All I know is it was white and not mephedrone, methylone or cocaine... it was something else... it made the whole world fluffier...

Well Kuroi... I guess fair is fair...

My best Himalaya Blue Diesel male busted his nut while I was at work today... there was no fan going so I come home to find him covered in his own love dust... I used a brush to try to impregnate my little ladies with... I hope it wasn't a waste of time...

This just reminded me that I have another order to make off of herbies... Thank you OP... I'd forget my head if it wasn't attached...

A friend is someone that comes home from a long day at work and upon finding you on their doorstep drunk after having downed 3/4's of a bottle of vodka in the last half hour and stinking like weed and makes you a cup of coffee while you're throwing up outside their door and just smiles about and...

A little prick with a flat area around it... What's to brag about..?

I'm sure the cops have better things to do than be on here... except for the ones that are growing themselves... allsmilez stop getting so butthurt over the cop comments...

You jest...

I haven't gotten a birthday pic from you in your panties... and it's an other year until your birthday again...

Okay... You got me on that one... 2 reasons... I only come here for 2 reasons...

Mine tucks to the left to...

RIU isn't that great... I only come here now for one reason....