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afternoon Bacchinalians , bit rough today but got ma plants chopped last nite, not gonna bea great yeild, the bloody tent was far too cold be lucky if i pull an oz and a half per plant. fuck it ive another 7 due chopped anyway so i'll be more than fine for chrimbo.

Yesterday, I told my workmate a joke about rape and he said, "Mate, if you think making jokes about rape is funny then you're wrong. My wife got raped and trust me, it's not funny." Feeling slightly ashamed, I said, "Sorry. When did this happen?" "Last week," he replied. I paused for a...

My wife was gang raped by a troupe of mime artists. They performed unspeakable acts on her.

I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims.

Who here wants to play a game of rape? No? That's the spirit!

never seen the film but ive read the book...good story behind that as well.....on the net years and years ago, went onto one of the original chat sites and stared talkin too this older woman; she was about 55 i was about 29' she ends up fonin me and turns out shes a swinger, so one nite she...

is that american psycho?

feelin quite chuffed with myself just replaced screen and keyboard on my birds laptop and totally cleaned up all the software problems, even got the the mousepad to work again, its been fucked(apparently) for months. full system software clean out; registry etc. fuckers goin a treat. my wee one...

choppy choppy time

evening sphincter rippers.........you know its getting bloody hard thinkin up original welcome insults.

morning jizz jugglers.

stop being poofs and jist drink the fucker raw......bloody english

In a Scottish classroom, the teacher asks a student, "If you have 5 pounds, and I ask you to borrow 2, how many pounds do you have left?" "5."

A bloke goes into an antique shop and asks how much the brass cat in the window is. The owner says, "£50 for the cat and £50 for its story." The bloke says he'll just have the cat and sets off home. As he leaves the shop, a cat starts following him, then ten cats, then a hundred cats, then a...

that sound fucking sweet mate. nice when shit actually works the way it should.

just back from my lawyers too about my eviction, the council have partly backed down, instead of going to court, where i'd probably have won they've offered me a 'sst'....its a six month secured tenancy agreement, kinda puts me on probation for the 6 months and they may come round to check im...

morning fucknuts all

Pensioners. Avoid excessive winter heating bills by simply dying in late October.

yeah the waters spot on 7 before nutes, i only checked the ph with the meter ic3 just to see what it was, i didnt use ph down till after i added the nutes......i thought the ph sounded good but just wanted to run it past you fuds....you might as well be good for sumthin ya cunts.

ok another question( fuck me ah sound like a fuckin newbie here!), as some of you know ive only just started ph'ing my feed, primarily because im now using coco, my water is a straight 7 from the tap , when i add me cana a+b and whatever boost im using, i jump between pk 13/14, ionics boost and...