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ive known the guy for years and we both know each other is growin so he just wanted to assure me it wasnt his fault.

i put a facebook notice out about it and recieved a message to go up to the guys house, he's not growing just now, he wanted me to have a look round his gaff, he's gota large set up and grows very well but his last crop was gone a cpl of weeks ago. so its either old news from the junlies or its...

just stopped in the street by two junkies who inform me that my block of flats is reeking of weed, ahm fuckin raging about this, its not fuckin me it a fat cunt u[p the stairs whos running two full fucking rooms. not fuckin happy.

not sure about the ginger thing mite be ginger was used as a flavouring in early fizzy juices, like ginger beer.

sounds like my home town, i occasionally use 'lush' and 'ginger' but i draw the line at tank tops. im more a hoody, levis and reebok classic kinda guy. and the obligatory baseball cap.

A woman was at her hair dresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: Rome ? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?' 'We're taking...

A Priest is fishing with his mate and catches something. "That's a huge fucker you've got there father," says the friend. "Watch your language around a man of God," replies the Priest. A little embarrassed, the friend lies and tells the Priest that the species of fish is called a "fucker". The...

if you youtube the gumby method you'll get a full video of the process doll.

you really want to see some of my ex's mate, its like a fuckin freak show crossed with a zoo. i will fuck absolutely ANYTHING based on the belief that a bad ride is better than a good wank.

if you like that its gonna alert everybody that can see your fb page! christ you'd be as well fonin the polis yourself.

i like to pig out on pork

i bet you didnt...........

i once got pulled for a spot check and search in the street, cops were on an anti-blade crusade, and i was a dodgy looking skinhead, had half an oz of speed in seperate 1g bags, and i had an open wrap in my jacket pocket i had been dabbing at as i was walking around, fuckers searched every...

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is shit.. The flaps only open from 1-16

well im off to the pub to see my mates band, The Poachers, great laugh, lots of songs about hangovers and whiskey, then theres a stone roses/oasis tribute band after. should be good.

lol, great minds!! thats what i said, my degree will take 4 years and after that i'll probably go and do post-grad stuff.....think i could maybe palm her off for about the next 15 years or so....by that time the kids will have moved out.

Charlie Sheen has bought a farm E, line, E, line, hoe.

ive had the bird and the kids stayin with me for the last 3 days, 4 of us in a one bedroom flat and she asks 'when are you gonna move in with us?'......????? GET YERSELF TAE FUCK, ahm losing the fuckin will to live as it is.

i definetly do

wot do you mean mate? are you curing them? or are you doing sumthin different?