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Was walking with an ex co-worker around this pond after work and saw a sexual tree one thing lead to another and I ended up pulling my root out for her Kinda tapped cumming on leaves, but we all know the benefits so I had to help this little seedling out

I also fuck kids so hide your daughters When do you stop being a kid? When there is no one left to say that's my kid? So once your parents die you're no longer a kid huh. Deep. Nah

Those dang White Anglo-Saxon people just making a buzz for no reason

Hey buddy good to see you're doing well I haven't herd from you in a bit, are you strictly in politics now? Also if Kelly bought weed from you that's quite the roast

I donated x dollars so we could be ad free for a bit here. It was that or send my kids to school, no brainier they are going into the sex trade anyways. If you want to donate contact my legal team at finshaggy and finshaggy at law

In Middleborough?

Find the hookers...they know where the brain protein is

Do any of you pay for porn?

Then he went to the liquor store across the street and got a pony keg and was off to the races

Happy belated birthday gorgeous

Was it bubblonchronic that was asking if he can blow dog painkillers? I think they were liver flavored if I remember correctly

Wayy off man this is where pizzas go to die and I never wash these crusties! Everything else is scary accurate

No I don't think I've ever just gotten jerked off for that matter..coach always waves me onto third base I'm not hitting infield doubles boss

I don't go to the gym, that's from holding banners and flags at various women's rights and gay pride parades

Did it for the boiis

How's a rainbow tutu on my head working for you? *Willing to tuck for extended periods of time

I know for a fact it's damn near impossible to bust a nut with the ol kickstand out face down

I've never gotten a happy ending or a massage for that matter but if you're just laying on a table getting cranked down on wouldn't you just....cum all over yourself, like how is that a happy ending? Can you stand up so you don't get it all over your tummy? I'm just picturing Kraft covered in...

So they are going to give addicts a payout for getting them hooked? How long before every cent comes right back into their bank? I'd give myself a day

Don't beat yourself up I only last two years irl I'd certainly be a e-lesbian it's the only preference I've yet to try, you should see what I can fit in my mouth