Moses Mobetta
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Can you guess who it could be?
Criminally insane convict escapes and gets on internet
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blu3bird
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One of my good friends is schizophrenic, he is obsessed with Jerry Jones. When he has one of his episodes, he's convinced that I need to bring him to Texas Stadium and Jerry will give us jobs with the Dallas Cowboys and put us on a high salary payroll and give us unlimited access to the cheerleaders.
He gets mad at me when I tell him I'm not taking him to Texas. He believes Jerry is waiting for us.
It's funny and sad at the same time, it is really hard to see a good friend with a mental disability like that.
He gets mad at me when I tell him I'm not taking him to Texas. He believes Jerry is waiting for us.
It's funny and sad at the same time, it is really hard to see a good friend with a mental disability like that.
Rob Roy
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You should get another friend to dress up as Jerry Jones and stage the whole thing. Pay some hookers to be "cheer leaders" too. Just get him really stoned and drive around for awhile before you get to Jerry's office. It could work.
medviper
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always did have a soft spot for hardware humor.
kelly4
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UncleBuck
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You seem pretty butthurt for a guy who lives on his wife’s allowance
kelly4
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Butthurt? Haha, did you manage to hang a window today?
UncleBuck
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windows are set, not hung
kelly4
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Oh my, pardon my slang.
If only your weed growing skills had equaled your grammar...
UncleBuck
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i guess i'll just have to settle for my tens of thousands of dollars and not your loving praise.
kelly4
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Well then, you are correct. The dumb fucks in the red state of Kansas are so retarded that even they were willing to part with cash for your ditch weed.
In my mind, that’s nothing to brag about.
UncleBuck
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I guess we’ll just have to agree that anyone who pays money for my shitty weed is a retard
radiant Rudy
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pork favor.
medviper
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hey man, that sure was cold...kansas was where the great legendary jazz musician charlie'the bird' parker hailed from.
he was only the greatest saxophone player of all times, this is the only known existing film record of a live performance by the Bird from 1951, he died in 1955
Indagrow
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Hey buddy good to see you're doing well I haven't herd from you in a bit, are you strictly in politics now? Also if Kelly bought weed from you that's quite the roast
kelly4
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I admit I paid you for it once.
After that you gave it to me for free. Free was about the fair market value.