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Yes its good to know your chad

A Chad for me is a dude from Martha's vineyard/ Nantucket who takes the range rover out to the beach at low tied gets destroyed off twisted tees falls asleep with his pink visor hat over his face to wake up to the range rover fully submerged and calls mom to pick him up another one on the way...

Rub it with a lime

I wish I didn't just blow my rear shock practicing 2 days before the season opener

Its rude not to finish, I know i felt it in my eggs

Is that chick painting with a miscarriage? If so ill collaborate on her next piece she's straight out of big lebowski

Last time I was in Mexico I got poo poo on my pee pee and had to use a super scratchy face towel to clean it up. That's not a dig on Mexicans pre anal routine the chick was from america.. Filthy Americans

Ok but its a remix wrinkle stinkle brown star Wish this thread had more flow its hard to compete with pin

Granted but it grows back and progresses so much your forehead is only an inch I wish I could time my ass slaps better while fucking

Pretty straight forward here one member posts a wish the next grants it but put a little of you in it. Example: -Wish I had a new car -Granted but it only starts by fingering your grandmother (kinda like the dui blow starters) Yeah I know I started the filth bar high but I haven't been around...

If inda wang didn't spark passion in his eyes he's a lost cause if I'm ever feeling a lil blue I just check out the dick pic and it picks me up by my boot straps and the whistles just flow out feeling truly inspired

Pills freak me out they vary so much depending upon what's under the kitchen sink in the house they are made

Dont worry our asses are extremely loose. Jerking off more often and with partners is a bit of a stretch of the term 'joke' especially when buried in a long winded response. As long as you laughed right?

There are going to be some great days before the end, I for one cannot wait to fuck/be fucked and then just be able to power it down That will be my heroic stand during the war ill be in the backround plugging away tirelessly giving them all viruses.. 'Honey did you put your Norton on?' Sure...

You going to let all this white privilege racist posts 357 pages back go @UncleBuck Don't give up the good fight..God's speed

This is a big one though...30 Ill let you know how it goes

Looks like a trx450r but it could be a powerwheels too who knows. Thanks for always remembering!

I get bored so I give someone else a chance to get bored

I got stood up by a stripper last week I'm still unsure how to take it. She was going to school for PT so we had enough to talk about I think she was upset I didn't stick around to see her dance? I still don't get women