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  1. brainwarp

    FUCK.... 7 weeks flowering and got a notice from apartment saying SUITE INSPECTION!!!

    I didn't read all the posts, but doesn't anyone watch Weeds? Silas grew weed in his van. There are always options. Find a box (appliance) or suitcase big enough to fit the plant and take it someplace else. Storage locker, your car, rent a van, rent a motel room, in a dumpster behind the...
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    6 Important Life Lessons

    Yeah, I've seen this one before. It was going around in emails, like 10 years ago. Didn't laugh then either. Oh, and I almost forgot...."that was way too long to read....." Just messing with you, man....thanks for the humorous post.
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    Different lights, grow lights

    I also grow for personal use only, and in a small space. I grew one big plant in a 4x3 area with t12 floro's. It yielded what looks like 2.5 oz, but the buds are light and fluffy. I don't have a scale, but my guess is that it all only weighed 1.5oz (just the trimmed buds.) As I understand...
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    Are my "extra" lights useless?

    I would add the hps to your mh. The bud will grow bigger, faster, and denser with more light. The more diverse your lights are, the more diverse the flavors and chemicals you will have in the plant. The biggest factor is that your crop will ripen faster. You'll probably shave off a week...
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    Favorite baked movies

    Holy shit, you just named my LEAST favorite movies. You must be either 12 years old, or retarded. The Big Lebowski Grandma's Boy Garden State & I Heart Huckabees Garden State is the worse movie made in 20 years.
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    Favorite Movies While High?

    There is only one kind of movie to watch while stoned. GIRL ON GIRL PORN.
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    Favorite Tripping Movies

    Movies ? Ever hear of reading a book ? Ha, just kidding. Anything with death and dismemberment would be a bad idea. Any movie that is like a series of "short stories" is ideal. Like Joe Dirt, Monty Python movies (Holy Grail), Chris Farley (Tommy Boy, etc.) The Jerk, etc. A movie with...
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    Which would you order for starting your own garden? Quick Question!

    You want to order 5 seeds. Some seeds don't germinate. Or, you may wind up with a male, and have to start over. If you run out of seeds, you're sitting there with a grow room and no plants.
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    Anyone interested in a group buy for LED grow lights?

    All I see no upside to this. Nobody is going to save enough for it to be worth the hassle. I should send you money, and you'll order the lights and send them to me? Right.
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    AHHHHahahaha!!!

    Not one single polar bear will be saved if you send them money. It will only make some A-holes rich. They'll take in a couple hundred thou, and pay Noah Wylie (or maybe they suckered him into doing it for free...actors are morons). They will spend a couple hundred on token efforts on behalf...
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    carbon filter

    Wow. I can't understand that shit either.... worse posted thread ever.
  12. brainwarp

    fuck dr chronic do not buy unless u want to get burned

    Duhh.... du knot by unles u wont 2 git bernd
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    WTF Is Our Country Doing?

    The Apathy of the masses is mostly to blame. And anyone who speaks out is made to look like a kook or an anarchist. Just look at Al Gore. He's probably right about global warming. But most people (including myself) think he's a crackpot. I fear legalization of marijuana will only make it...
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    Stop blaming "issues" on pH people! aka "ah cant take no mo'!

    I also think PH is over-rated, at least for soil. Never checked it on my first grow, and it turned out spectacular. I just mixed in a lot of everything, lime, blood meal, coffee grounds, compost, old manure, etc. Second time, I mixed it up pretty much the same, but decided to test it before...
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    Need a few tips for my super lemon haze

    How do you turn bat guano into "lemon haze?" That's fucking crazy.
  16. brainwarp

    BIG GROW 85 clones! need help!

    Too much math, man. Use your judgement. That's what makes it fun.
  17. brainwarp

    Have you ever told or showed a GF that you grow??

    If you're illegal, do not tell her.
  18. brainwarp

    Fuckin Cowboys

    Romo is a homo (and a choker.) Jerry Jones had so many face lifts, that's not his mouth, its his ASSHOLE he's talking out of.
  19. brainwarp

    i am fuckin over it!!!

    Grab some of that shit and smoke it, dude. Ya need to mellow out.
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    The best bud you have ever had

    For years, I've been looking for the most potent shit I can find. I want something that will get me completely ripped in 5 or 6 hits, because most of the time I need to smoke on the sly. (Don't want my young adult kids to know). I realize now, that most of the strains available now are...
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