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Just looked it up. Looks like it would be good for beginners. I'm way past that though.

I didn't know there's an actual "squatty potty" sounds like something I should be looking into.

have y'all ever pushed so hard it caused a nose bleed? That happened to me at one point in time when I was working at a call center about six years ago. I think it's because I had literally got no exercise and somehow became constipated every day. I got a nosebleed every day for about a week...

I guess I should have asked someone how to multi quote.. I feel like I'm spamming.

Give it a try a few more times! I can almost guarantee you'll never go back. And your legs will be stronger. I can't stand not being able to see what I just created. Like occasionally when I'm sitting down and release what feels like a monster, but then I look down and it's already slipped into...

I would have to agree.

Pissing and shitting for foreplay is where I draw the line. Unless they accidentally shit on my dick during anal, that's the price we have to pay sometimes I guess.

I've noticed deep breaths usually helps out tremendously. I'll have to give ur way a go.

Only when I'm pooping. Sometimes I'll aim for the turd if it's soft.

Ahh yes that is another technique I use often, mainly to hide the splash sound when I have visitors.

I'm a fucking marksman. The squirts however usually get pretty dirty. Most of the time there is quit a splash, but with exploding diarrhea comes a horrible back splash. I use to not be as careful and I've had water plash up into my eyes several times, long ago..

Lol Thank you! I appreciate ur honest opinion. I love comments like these. Makes me wanna keep posting all my weird shit.

Pretty much lol

That sounds a bit unnecessary. Could be danger involved. When I first moved into the rent house I'm in now, I had to go about a week with no water. I'd go find a spot in my backyard which is about 3 wooded acres, pop a squat, and do my business. Was very peaceful.

lol nope I'm a white boy from tx...

Only 2 stars? :( This was a big secret of mine..

After I read this I looked at the picture again and noticed a ring thing on the table. Not sure what it is, maybe a condom, or a cock ring? Or perhaps a hair scrunchie? Am I missing something here?

So here's another confession of mine. I know it's stupid, but it's actually something I've never told anyone... and I mean nobody, not even my ex whom I was with for over a decade and known about 15 years. In fact the only people that know about it is my parents and siblings, and as far as they...

Ok so this is mainly for neoasapian, or was It curious2garden? For some reason I always get those two confused.for being such a cool member and cause you kept asking me to post pics. I was supposed to meet up with her tonight, but I flaked out for some reason… I'd rather get a lot of cleaning...

Damn and I thought I was a freak