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  1. Johnny Vapor

    Your favorite way to hide a boner

    At my age, you get a boner. You show it to the fucking world.
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    anyone else smoke alone?

    Since the day I started smoking (spring of 1967, I call it 4/20/67), I haven't stopped for any longer than 6 months and have only done that a couple of times. But from 1980-2010 or so, I took a break from any cannabis related activities other than smoking. No dealing or growing or making...
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    anyone else smoke alone?

    Every day I smoke alone, at my age I've outlived several friends already. I've got some family members I see once or twice a year, but they're miles & miles away. I've got some smoking buddies here that I puff with every so often, but mostly by myself. I remember back in the late 60's / 70's...
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    What's it like living in a legal state/country?

    Yeah, you've got a point. I'm self employed & have my own business and have for 25 years, so that kind of stuff doesn't even cross my mind. (You can work for me if you grow/use weed. Anything else and you're gone though.) You say there are parties in rip city??? I'm looking for something along...
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    What's it like living in a legal state/country?

    Two blocks from the cop shop, not a problem here...I'm also in Oregon, although at the other end of the state, Josephine County, the one with NO SHERIFF'S PATROL ANYWHERE in our county. FWIW, it's been more or less legal to grow here the past few years anyway. Last year in September, I was under...
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    fingers lids and handfuls

    In Southern Calif, back in the 60's when I started smoking & low level dealing, a key (kilo) $100. A lid (1 ounce) was $10. 3 finger, 4 finger, etc. only referred to the size of the "lid" in the baggie. In my circle of "customers", no one ever bought or sold "fingers". I had a triple beam &...
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    My First Outdoor NW

    Sorry to but into your conversation here. Just wanted to say, PM isn't the end of the world if you can't get rid of it. Google Jorge Cervantes + Powdery Mildew. The video will show you how to wash your harvested buds in a Hydrogen Peroxide solution. I've done it. Completely submerged buds in the...
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    Anyone order Attitude Seeds in Texas

    I'm not in Texas (thank God), but you won't be able to track your shipment until it reaches the US. Once it clears customs, you'll be home free. If you're worried. I find the extra $30 or so is worth it as it reduces your stress level. I've ordered 3 times from attitude. Takes between 8 and 15...
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    Anyone else like to get baked and watch Star Trek?

    Gettin' baked and watching Star Trek (original only) is an old skool stoner staple. Back in the day we'd sit around watching the intro and argue over what star was going to turn into the Enterprise. Hard to find the original on the TV anymore.
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    How long will cannabis store?

    I've got a little Sour Jack left over from 2013 outdoor, so that's about 20 months so far. It's turned a little brown, but still tastes good & works fine. I keep cannabis in Mason jars in a cool dark place, like the cellar. Under the house in a crawl space works too, if you have one. Check...
  11. Johnny Vapor

    Brownies from trim and popcorn buds

    Good yield!! Hope it's not too runny with the extra budder in there. Ricer's are great for getting a little extra out. Enjoy the blaze!!
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    Brownies from trim and popcorn buds

    Use the amount of butter (in your case cannabudder) the recipe calls for. If your budder is now liquid, pour it into 4 oz. ziplocks (that's a cube or stick). If it's solid, a stick is 113g or 4 oz. You will have to measure it. You lost weight when you heated it up. How much, I don't know. When I...
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    dropped light on plants. help!

    Not a plug for these guys, but Fox Farms "Boomerang" was made for problems like this, and like Zaycor said, tape it with some plastic tape. B-1 is good as well and probably far less expensive than "Boomerang".
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    Places to buy perlite?

    An independent garden supply store. Keep your money in your community.
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    Places to buy perlite?

    Obviously you live in a non MM or recreational state. Go to your local mom & pop nursery. You don't need to help out Home Depot or Walmart. Those bastards make...,I mean, steal, all the money they need. Help out an independent businessman. FWIW, in Oregon, 4 cubic feet (36"x12"x16" for the math...
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    Long cure

    I've been smoking/vaping a whole lot longer than you and I've never seen or heard of this either. Properly cured & stored cannabis will turn brown after a year or so, but not white, and definitely will not have an ammonia smell. You can do whatever you want with it, but....personally, I'd...
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    Is it time to say my farewells?

    You're looking nice, but wait a while.....like maybe 2 weeks at least. Now's the time your buds are going to fatten up. The pistils still need to recede into the calyx's. I've grown a few autos and find the 60 day autos mature in 56-65 days while the 90 day autos take 80-100 days (in soil). You...
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    Can I finish trimming before bud is completely dry

    I've used the Boveda's for a few years. They work well, although I'd rather the RH was in the 58-59% range instead of 62. Never had any problems. One year I even did a comparison with a Boveda cure and a traditional jar cure. Couldn't tell the difference. They make them in 2 sizes that I know...
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    Listing Income on Taxes

    What Texas jack said....., although in my experience (I have a business, employees, all that stuff)), my accountant does not ask for 1099's. You can probably report as much income as you like. The gov't. wants money. But in my case, the profession I list on my tax forms is not illegal. Buck has...
  20. Johnny Vapor

    Treason commited by Republican Senators

    I'm a little late replying and I agree 100% with what you say here. However, substitute today's Democratic party for Republican party in the first line of your statement and you are still 100% correct. Other than lip service to social issues (gay rights, women's issues, etc. ) the 2 parties are...
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