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I hope you have a rubber car.....lmao

she better learn to fend for herself, he might not even pick today. she will be a hungry mofo.

A stoner walks into a gas station and asks the dude at the counter, "Got any weed?" The man politely replied, "Um, no sir. We do not sell marijuana here." So he left. The same guy comes back the next day and says, "Got any weed?" The man behind the counter, although slightly annoyed, patiently...

A stoner called the fire department and said "Come quick my house is on fire!" The fireman asked "How do we get there?" The stoner says "DUH, the big red truck!"

i would gladly pay shipping.

The Pot Paradox: An empty bowl needs to be filled, a full bowl needs to be emptied!!!

I thought I had it in the bag with 69 for my #. He must not like that position.

Harvin isn't a big play receiver....WOW.

Go Purple People Eaters!

what was the lucky # from the last free pipe?

statutes of limitations. no need to tell anyone if they didn't catch you. good way to get caught.

most auto parts stores carry them for bleeding brake systems. one man bleeders. might have to adapt it but it is still an option

leave it in the freezer until you are not swamped. bags will be a good one time investment.

freeze it and get some bubble bags. look on ebay. they are cheap

give it to me,,best answer..lol

you don't use both hands at the same time? he just told on himself..lil weenie...lol

hard to trim with a jacked up elbow. get well soon.

that's a lie. quit jerking off so much.

people that have killed generally take it to the grave. if they talk about it from combat experience they are generally lying. I will take all mine to the grave.

dimmable 600 end of story