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You could get a dye pack like the bank uses. When he opens the bag, the dye pack goes off and he becomes purple. You'd know fo sho who it is then.

I'd be pulling those ladies up and playing dumb. Who? What? When? Where? He might keep wanting more and more. Sides that, he doesn't sound like such a good neighbor. Good neighbors mind their own bidnez unless you start infringing on their rights as neighbors.

A jackoff that lives near me had his crib broken into while he was asleep. He shot and killed one intruder out of three. The cops then found his illegal grow of 200 plants in his basement. The grand jury is gonna decide whether or not to charge him with murder since he'd had dealings with the...

When she called did she confess that she wasn't born a girl?

I was doing carpenter work at the University of Michigan on one of the old, old buildings. I stepped out onto the roof , looked around and there were 2 three foot plants growing in the old 12" copper gutters.

My probation officer practically wanted to hold my cock while I pissed. I accused him of enjoying it. Then I had to piss test 6 more times.

I think those sheep caught sight of you and they are lookin worried. Ya know, out there where men are men..........and the sheep look worried.........

The store bought PH up and down by General Hyponics have buffers added to prevent wild ph fluctuations.

I gotz a T-shirt from the 1978 "Hash-Bash" from Ann Arbor. I also have a 'Rocky the Pup' T from WABX FM from back in the early 70's.

Here we go again. u no what.......my asshole makes conversation than GWB ever could. Maybe you are a fan of Hitler, and have read his speeches, not me.

Sitting down is alright as long as you don't use twelve sheets of toilet paper to wipe the end of your penis, I guess.

At least he's not a confirmed illiterate dick head like our last president.

I'm only masturbating 7 times a day now, and the 'Golden Girls' are starting to look like 'Babes'. Guess I'm just getting old??

I know one of my friends who is a lesbian is going in for a procedure.........I't an 'addadicktomee'

I know of a couple of babes that have been camel tode and aflicted with nippilus erectus. Any cures out there???

Gay guys call those 'speed bumps'.

I roll doobs and put them into my little cigar box that I carry with me. I put the box into the tray with all my other shit like my watch, and pocket contents. No one ever sez anything or looks into the box.

I'm using GH Bloom formula at @ 1200ppm, 2 weeks into the flowering stage and everthang seems to be going well so far. Rockwool with ebb & flow. When in doubt, feed them less and gradually increase the ppm's. I gots buds about 6" long on the main cola's already. Only dissapointment so far is...

After veggin for 8 weeks from seed, I was able to determine the sex in 1 week from the start of the 12/12 light cycle. I used a magnifying glass and looked for ball sacs. The males seem to show their sex earlier than the females. I'm using a 600w HPS tho.........

He really does sound like a person I'd get along with, well. Sorry and my condolences to you and all his friends and family. Death is SO final. There never is enough time to say and do all the things we'd like to do with friends and family that have moved on. Losing friends is never easy...