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  1. 2paranoid

    Are you PROUD of your SEMEN?

    yeah I cum in colored condoms and slang them to young teen girls that want to look stylish and edgy
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    Dedicate a Song Thread

    this song go out to the girl I work with wit a fat ass and good personality that I think I am falling in love wit but is dating someone thats pretty cool so like I would never act on it but its still cool to pretend sometimes we could end up together even though I know the chances are very slim...
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    My Brother's Girlfriend...

    literally none of that look appetizing. fuck I am so happy I grew up white middle class america do rich people pay to eat this shit?
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    Any NHL fans in here?

    Holy shit I think I had a rough day at work came home got drunk and posted that lol!! Don't remember that shit that's cold lol
  5. 2paranoid

    Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) go now...go straight

    this movie was shit
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    Any NHL fans in here?

    I am pulling for chicago because fuck tampa bay and what they've done to philadelphia in football and hockey it really is that simple get fucked tampa, I hope one of you has a son that is a diehaird lightning fan and he cries when they lose. yeah I am still bitter about 2004 fuck you florida...
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    bring big baby back home.

    I agree glen davis was great in boston
  8. 2paranoid

    Ted Talks

    You're really piling it on now lad
  9. 2paranoid

    Ted Talks

    hey man you said it, not me for the record I think you're mostly correct though ;)
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    Ted Talks

    you would be perfect for one of these cute little speeches :)
  11. 2paranoid

    Ted Talks

    TED talks, for the most part, are shit. They seek to simplify and often trivialize really complex issues the world faces. This is really nice for high school teachers to show their classes or to share on your facebook wall but really we need to be educating the public about the HIGHLY complex...
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    How do these moderators do it?

    they do it for free
  13. 2paranoid

    What Are You Listening To?

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    Any NHL fans in here?

    well I lost ten bucks on that game fuck new york
  15. 2paranoid

    How do you think you will die?

    Alright poindexter
  16. 2paranoid

    How do you think you will die?

    Alone
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    What Are You Listening To?

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    Them duke boys

    I am just glad duke makes an effort to keep the white man relevant in basketball
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