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I stood next to him during a set at a festival. Had no idea who the dude was it was like 5 years ago LOL He was real low key and mellow even though a couple people approached him he was really nice to everybody

you look like a trans woman

the parents of everyone in that poll

thought you were asking about record stores LOL

the land that is located between philadelphia and pittsburgh. If you have been there you know what I am talking about. that shit needs to be nuked

17 years old getting head in the back of my moms car from my girlfriend in a state park. Cop pulls up as I am about to cum. Don't blow my load, instead put on boxers and shirt and step out into the winter cold with girlfriend. Even though she is four years older he still asks her if she is here...

What do you think pussy?

some gothrock with punk and metal influences this shit rips

Two yellow cakes, chocolate icing on top with a layer of chocolate icing in the middle.

and its snowing with 5 inches of snow on the ground fuck off mother nature, you win just seriously leave me alone I am leaving the northeast this shit aint worth it damn

I had it one time and I almost nutted in like 2 mins hole was hella tight and warm, felt like I was fuckin a fresh baked cinnabun

you'll pass the piss test but idk about the shit test thats a whole new beast

Ya'll signed Big ben to an extension...if he had just a bit more talent around him I think they could really do something special. The eagles on the other hand just had TIM FUCKING TEBOW in to practice/tryout. Are you kidding me? My 2 week old nephew knows tebow cannot play in this league, why...

and if you click the link, why the fuck did these doctors take a selfie lmao like yeag we chopped this dudes dick off down to a centimeter SQUUAAADD!!!!

fuckin how do you mess up a circumcision that badly? like you're aiming to cut the tip off and then you say fuck it off with the shaft? I am bout to pour one out for the penis transplant homie dude is walkin around with another mans junk between his legs