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bout to eat after slammin a 12 pack

a bed inside a house you filthy degenerate exhibitionists

see ya this week bud, should be a good one

cant stop thinkin about whats under dat top gotdamn she really squeezin it in that shirt

buy RIU and shut it down

ok poindexter

I hate it when I go to piss in the bathroom at work and when I flush its clogged. Some motherfucker shit and didn't plunge. I decide not to plunge because I didn't clog and I walk out....BOOM there is the hot chick at work. SMH she thinkin i just nuked the toilet

I cannot wait till this country is once again irrelevant fucks sake

go over there with a football like near a cliff right and you say "go deep" and they run towards the cliff and you say "no deeper" and they keep running off the cliff

ayyyy we dit it baby!!

Whats worse in such a short period of time? NBA Mallice in the palace? MLB steroids? Fucking AP and Ray Rice makin the NFL work overtime recently haha smh

it would be like sticking ur dick in a clouuuddd

yeah I think one of the last things I remember is calling people over for shots....smh I don't think I have been that drunk since....the drive home was very unpleasant

Went to my brothers wedding a few years ago out of state, first time with an open bar I could legally drink at. Pounded scotch and beers, hit on my other brothers girlfriend, stripped down and tried to fall asleep in a roped off bedroom of the big house the wedding was being held at. Don't...

lmao bro you're getting played for free shit....how is this not painfully obvious. smh some people hahaha

Eli just aint the QB he was a few years ago, the offensive line is shitty too so that doesnt help him