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  1. StonedGardener

    What did you accomplish today?

    My tribe loves those Smores . We have tons of camp fires , so they eat those quite often . Small fruit pies is another campfire favorite ( I like those ) . Black berries, goose berries and wild strawberries abound all around us ..........popular fillings . We have thick iron molds on long...
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    •Post a Quote Too•

    Things change .
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    Just Cats

    Cosmo is helping me clean up some plant beds . He likes the very small mouse ear
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    Budzbuddha’s House of HLG ( end of summer ) grow

    Not your " first night out " ! You are f'ing into it , a real passion !
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    PICTURE of YOURSELF THREAD

    In Only one thing provokes me ( turns me into very pissed-off, " ready to rumble " stoner dude ) . " Don't touch my cubs " ( that includes all loved ones in my tribe , including pets of course ). Nothing on Earth gets me fired-up like that . Keep swinging , no where to hit them And always...
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    whats your favorite game while stoned?

    The original " Jarts " .
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    What did you consumer fucks buy today?

    An 18 pack of bottled Heineken.....yum . I have my beak in them right now ...... icy cold , so refreshing on a beautiful summer night .
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    All your shitty jokes

    This "joke" is f'd up . It's bad ,bad , bad ! It's just so wrong. " What does food and Dark Humor have in common ? " . " Not everybody gets it " .
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    PICTURE of YOURSELF THREAD

    Congratulations old stoner dude ! F'ing High-school sweethearts ! Now that a very exclusive club . It's amazing , mind boggling......an enigma ! I met my wife in kindergarten and we've been together from that day on .
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    PICTURE of YOURSELF THREAD

    Beautiful girl ! Must get her good looks from her mother (yukyuk)I bet you were " proud as punch " that day ! Do ya get high with her ?
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    Books... What are you reading? And what do you recommend?

    I'm reading " Lust For Life " by Irving Stone . Its an older biographical novel about Vincent VanGogh and Impressionism . Many other things have come to the surface since Stone's account. Still , its a great read .
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    Whats your favorite buzz?

    Real hash and Blue Foot shrooms ( cocktails of course ) .
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    Other Plants

    Got some pretty big hostas blooming . The first three are " Empress Woo " , just 4yrs old ( a bare root planted). They are about 4ft tall with a 5ft spread . When mature they should be 5-6 ft. The rest are also some big f-ers , different varieties.
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    What did you accomplish today?

    My very cool , chill daughter and I went on a road trip today.....destination , Corning Glass Works , in Corning NY . We went Steuben Glass plant . We didn't go inside to watch the awesome pieces being made ( so many of my relatives , Swedish glass blowers, worked there since the turn of the...
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    Any ideas what this is the start of?

    I'll probably get f'ing booed, but I'd guess you got mildew . So many of the leaves have that white sheen witch shows up early in the infection.
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    PICTURE of YOURSELF THREAD

    The " Gordon Highlanders " , a real group of warriors ! As the name implies , they were from the highlands in Northern Scotland . I'm in the city of Inverness which is at the top of Scotland ( aside from some islands leading North )....lots of hard workers who love to raise f'ing Hell.....just...
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    What did you accomplish today?

    Actually, I was being crass......bad taste.....sophomoric ! I regretted it as soon as I posted it ! There was a hostile take-over of my libido ! I blame it on having no prostate....." things " are ultra tantalizing ! Even so , that was a very low class , Neanderthal esque comment and I don't...
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    Just Cats

    I'm baby-sitting my son's cat for 3 weeks while he's in Europe. His name is Mr. Hitchens ( named after Christopher Hitchens) . He is one big f'ing cat....he's huge. He's such a good dude , very friendly and super gentle . He likes me.......it's like I have a new appendage.
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    Just Cats

    Fing hilarious! You come up with shit-tons of really funny shit . My wife and daughter are still yuking it up over " Cut A Bitch " !
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    Who remembers the 60's?

    F'ing " Cream " ! That seems like 100 years ago........I was in eighth grade , wearing wide wale , hip-hugger , bell bottomed , corduroy pants , water buffalo sandals , A suede pullover , v-neck top laced with rawhide , a beret and " Granny Glasses " .
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