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Not sure i could have held together had any scent of flavoring waffled my direction. Good or bad. I was already almost in shutdown mode as it was. This isn't even a weird or gross story Bear. This is just an example of nature at its finest, and an extremely warm,puffy lap chicken. P.S we...

These were no ordinary Pubi. I knew not to make any abrupt moves, I was vastly outnumbered. Luckily I did have some comfort knowing my 38+p air weight was always on me in the shop.

It happened alright. She's one of my clients. I ended up doing some back pieces on her after that. I think it was her way of making piece with me. Extremely nice lady. Oh, and just the boiled noodles fresh out of a strainer. Before any flavor was added. Hot and puffy.

Those things aren't going anywhere. Nothing smaller than a Suzuki Samurai and a tow rope are going to dislodge those things. I might actually have a picture of my battle of the bulge that day.

I forgot you haven't seen me in a while. I also forget me being a peeping tom doesn't exactly include you in our relationship. How ya been?

At first I thought she had a fanny pack full of hot Ramen noodles. Nope

More to come ..... trust me. Glad to be back amongst friends.

Speaking of vaginas. I did a cover up on the panty line of a fit grandmother. I covered the name of an ex. Ill never forget my excitement to finally use a vagina to sturdy my hand. Little did I know it would all be lost in a few short moments. Got her up on the table, she was wearing a knee...

If at first you don't succeed, give up and smoke meff. - Oprah Winfrey

We can only hope hed be man enough to stop by. Its obvious he stays away because he took advantage of my kindness towards him. I put his hot tub trucker brothel on the map. Then there was the makeover I gave him....... free of charge I may add. Some people are just shitty like that. They use...

Yeah I hate the dentist. Ive got my fair share of dental appointments coming up to. Mines for excessive dix in my mouth though.

@Bareback Just guna like my messages and not come sit on my lap? How have you been bubba?

Lol, just how we like it. Glad to hear all is well with you.

How the hell are you SM?

((Wipes tears)) missed you dog.

Running free up at Fuck Farms and grazing on only the finest of tomatoes plants. How've you been brotha? Good to see ya

We are all doing good. Covid slowed the tattoo game down alot. Honestly made me stop and think some. I love tattooing and ill continue to do it, but me and Momma are finally making the move to Fuck Farms for good. Im going to focus on the farm and work for myself again full time. I finally got...

A cock in the hand is worth two in the bush. -Amelia Earhart

Remember the time you fired an arrow through my hand. Or the time I blind folded you and beat the ketchup out of you. Always nice to catch up with you brotha. Missed you guys and gals.