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Can I see you out back for a minute. Excuse us everyone.

This is a safe place sir. The mere mention of Polidicks here can and will get you in serious trouble with the moderators. Please dont make me get a moderators attention to this. Id hate to bring those type here. I know what your up to. I seen the shape of that workbench you built. Yeah that's...

Doesn't really ring a bell. ((Holds fingers tightly crossed behind back))

I mean I hate to brag ...... butt its true

I've never heard of him. I do however recommend the 3d spicy ranch Doritos. The blue bag had me thinking just ranch. The burning had me thinking Clamidia. They are quite spicy and delicious.

@DarkWeb I told you to keep it between us. Obviously some trust issues in our future exchanges. Didnt have to tell the whole world.

Lets all pic on the large tattooed man who gets scared trying to masterbate on his wife's inversion table. Like its some abnormal behavior im doing.

You sound like my wife when she would find and rescue me.

Hey.......... Dont be hard on yourself. I hate being a know it all. It can be a real burden sometimes. Especially when dealing with law enforcement.

Between just us. Id lose my erection and immediately start freaking out and screaming as soon as I'd swing upside down.

Pretty sure the egg thing was a mistake with OP. Im not one to make things up, or ever disagree. Buuuuuuuuuuut, everyone but me is wrong here. Including the OP. I can understand his attempt at covering up his dinner. Lots of people think eating lightly grilled dolphin penis is gross. I want OP...

Hella yeah dude. If you don't have bumps then you know you ain't having any fun. Chunker is already 4 dude, time flies. Love little dudes hair. Mine was almost to the middle of my back. I trimmed alot off recently because of the summer coming and all the work I'm getting ready to tackle. Also...

I will politely ((as always)) DISAGREE Bareback. May wanna reread his original post. He clearly mentions a sack and then goes on to share a picture of the dolphins penis. Its the very bottom image on the right. I just can't have any misinformation spread around this fine establishment.

Well that takes the guess work out of it for me. I'll be watching in the shadows until you have mastered the Breadman. Then like growing, ill ask you a few questions and then act like I as well have mastered the Breadman. Namaste ((Bow of appreciation))

@doublejj How are you man? Weird to be back and see names I use even when I'm not around here. When I get a serious colossus on the farm its always named JJ. Funny part is, it becomes a serious thing when I ask my help if the JJ house is watered and closed up. Then of course I tell them about...

Don't ever trust a man on the internet with hotrod or harley in his name. Lol Long time no see brother. Hope all is well.

This ^^^^^^

I wasn't going to go into all of this here. But I'm also thinking about opening a shelter for lost and diseased penises. Im going to name it the PinWorm Foundation. I want you to be in the receiving department. I'll be right behind you at all times. We will fight for the rights of penises, big...

@raratt did you end up making bread? What kind of bread maker were you talking about having earlier?

I'm pretty sure the title of this thread is also the name of a porno from the late 90's Regardless, looking very nice. Great job.