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I only grabbed the cops gun to shoot my testicle free. Granted we were in the wrong part of the country, I still don't get the hatred for nudity. School zone or not.

@neosapien ((Gets sidetracked by large moth))

I've been perma banned. Thanks though

I actually bought 2 colonies for the hill a while ago. Then grandpa Inda , Lil Inda, and Chunker all decided to become Bee keepers. Ive actually got some pretty funny stories about the kids and those damn bees. Anyways, the honey isn't why I even got them, but its why they can stay rent free...

I'm good with it. Getting ready to go on my nude bicycle ride. Feel free to cum along. We could ride the tandem bike. If im already gone, just use my wife's bike,Its the one with a giant double headed dildo as the seat. Race you down the hill.

Got 2 years in a Thai prison for thoughts like that. Just be careful. Im willing to find it for you, but I'm certain you knew that already. There's like 7 or 8 of you id punch a Bee in the face for. Did I tell you I'm up to 4 hives now Annie?

Anyone seen @Bareback .......... just wondering if he wanted to throw shaving cream filled condoms off the overpass with me again. Welp, guess I'll trim my fingernails for a bed time snack and a quiet evening in. Pretty sure @Bobby schmeckle has been converted by the door knockers...

@curious2garden When a giant box arrives that says Live Animals inside, its just your grand kids. I decided to mail them both to you. They ate my last chocolate muffin from Costco, I just need some time. I get tired of them eating all my marshmallow cereals, eggos, and steak breakfast bowls...

Is that why people say, they have a turtle head poking when they have to shit really bad?

Another day filled with work. I quit early and hopped the fence at the sewage plant to bow fish my favorite settling ponds. Still ended up being a shitty day. I'm off to watch Amazonian tribal women wrestle naked as I drift off to sleep. Night everyone ( . )( . )

I found an old box of batteries a few butterfly knives and some Black Cats. Honestly, at first I was confused. I didnt remember putting all my gravity knives and explosives into a box and tucking them into a cabinet I never used. Luckily, moving has me in places I never dreamed of being. Anywho...

You'll never understand how perfect your timing was ........lol

I just love moving. I'm so happy I decided to embark on this endeavor. Especially at my busiest time of year. Sleep is honestly overrated anyways. Just super stoked with my decision right now. I'm just real happy to be doing all this work. Real .........real happy. Even better is the fact...

Whats her name? She seems nice.

You have a link? Sounds interesting. ((Draws bow and waits for movement))

Just know in your heart ........ they are the crazy ones. I just shook my penis to show you my appreciation. we've all been there friend. ((Sniffles loudly))

Sorry everyone, I was busy doing my daily studies of uncontacted indigenous tribes of the world. Ive actually come across something that changes everything. No its not just the fact that they run around naked and hit eachother with sticks. Or the fact that their allowed to kill anyone who shows...

Which reminds me, I did obtain that milking apparatus you asked for. Just like at a modern dairy, we can suck multiple appendages at once now. The extra semen production alone will boost our sales considerably. From our facial rubs to our MRE's. Dare I speak of our salt water taffy idea.

I remember my doctor gave me some new sleeping meds a while back. I ended up accidentally taking two doses. Bro, I ended up walking through the house asshole naked doing propeller man. The next morning we found cake smeared all inside the pilot light of our water heater. Then my wife said I...

Well you could possibly come to ours @Bobby schmeckle is helping me fund it. @curious2garden will be head of house. @cannabineer will be in charge of logistics and weapons. @Bareback will head up the grounds keeping. @Singlemalt will keep our asses out of any false advertising on the internet...