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Getting pretty fucking smoky up here in BC, and I'm a fair ways from the border even. Maxed out the health risk rating. Certainly glad not to be running for my life and losing my home and all my possessions or burning to a toasty crisp like the folks in the States though. What is it with y'all...

I would personally be inclined to go to the primary source, yes. It's on my list. I kind of like C++, despite how unintuitive it is at times (like why is there no built-in simple string splitting function with a delimiter a la Java) and think I'd like to get proficient at it. This one isn't very...

Currently going through Father Goriot by Balzac. Pretty good so far. I relate to the adventure of the young provincial going to the big city and scheming to get wealthy and climb the social ladder. Reminds me of my struggle to escape from my origin of buttfuck nowhere Canada. Really been...

While waiting on my pills today I discovered my local wally world started selling vibrators. Breaking into that sex toy game. Sadly no big black dildos, pocket pussies, sex dolls, whips and chains, beat off booths or any of that fun stuff. I suppose it's only a matter of time though. Used to...

I mean look at it. I kind of admire her consistency though.

Thanks for the salutations you guys. Warms my cold, cold heart. Really tops the generic texts from the relates that form the entirety of our conversations. Sadly can't go anywhere or do anything. Might just pour out a few more than usual though and really regret it in the morning. Getting old...

Made a long overdue trip to the bottle depot today. Uh, I swear that's not all from quarantine...

Stay safe out there my friends. Though, not sure just how safe I am with a Chinese made mask that is probably defective.

Pretty sad and scary incident. Thankfully (from what I understand) nobody on the ground was hurt and the woman whose house was hit by the debris was out. I was having thoughts of Lockerbie when I heard the news earlier.

Yeah, sometimes I think it might be best to just get it out of the way. Doff the mask and start licking parking meters or something. Get in there before all the other selfish fuckers start taking up them ventilators

Starting to open up here come Tuesday. Can finally get a haircut, been looking like a greasy hippy for far too long. Of course, this is probably the prelude to another huge outbreak. Gotta risk it for the biscuit I guess

Happy Mother's Day... and thank god for social distancing so I don't have to go to any family events.

I had to go to the hospital the other day because of a drunken qtip accident. The doctor told me "Yeah, I thought we were gonna be NY, but it has mostly passed over. Just did 20 tests, all negative. Most of our cases were ages ago, nothing to worry about." He also had on a disposable smock and...

Wouldn't surprise me. I can barely make it five minutes without one of the two. Gotta have something to do while you're stuck inside on quarantine. Probably more than a few people going into DTs as well and clogging up emergency rooms and hospital beds after that.

Oh, ya know, bored and paranoid. Thank the lord dope and liquor stores are considered essential services. Lots of time to troll the web, strum the six string and down many many cans of miller high life (the champagne of beers). How about yourself?

Been a while since I've been around these parts. Glad to see rollitup is still going. curious2garden, gary goodson, srh88, 420God, baldrick, barn(ball)buster, unclefucker, cannabineer, pinworm wherever ye may be, and everyone else, hope you're all doing well in these trying times. Yes, I am drunk.

Shit, I'm late again. We are all Bob Paulson. Er, Tyler Durden. Salutations. We throwing out jazz?

Wait shit is it a trap or is it the same fellow. I don't know anymore! Should burn it down regardless!

I used to have one of these and think I was king shit for it: enough said bout the 90s

This was the best one easily. When that fucking rat says cowabunga? Fuck yeah.