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Shit, I get it. Too damn meta man. We can't let it slip into the distance. Let his name be known. His name is Robert Paulson. Er, finfaggy.

I got a 3.5" floppy disk for ya right here

Dis is why we won dubya dubya two.

You know, I never did watch the series, because I read the books, and I didn't want to get anything spoiled. But I caught up and waited and so on. I thought it was a brutal wait from 2005 to 2011 for the fifth book, and damn, it turned out to be shit. Now the latest still hasn't come out? Fuck...

If I drank every time I facepalmed here or at another, I might just be pushing up daisies right now.

Funny you should ask me boy, just cracking another brewskie. For some reason unbeknownst to me, alcohol always makes me want to visit a weed site.

This thread always makes me feel I'm doing nothing with my life. Accurately.

I see you're a fan of Billy Bitchtits. William Redbush. He did a bit of a commentary on the playoffs the other day. I tell you what, I'd pay mad money to listen to that fucker instead of Jack Edwards any day. Regular foster hewitt, scuse my language but fuck Brickley.

Shit, now I'm paranoid!

As an old hand at riu I'm quite used to it disapearing all the time. Still, every time I wonder, is all my dumbass shit going to be logged and released to the public? Maybe wreck my sterling reputation? Then I think, ha ha, I must have had one hoot too many.

Come on, just take some dimenhydramine or smoke some of your neighbours jimson weed. Might wake up dead or injured or in a jail cell, but shit, you got all ripped as fuck for a couple bucks or less! Just smoke some weed, buy real drugs, or have a drink. Craziest drug there is. I can pay my...

I was born in the wrong era. If chest hair, nerdy glasses, bad teeth, and cigarette smoking were still in? Well, damn...

I only eat margherita cooked on a stone and prepared by a real dago to keep up sophisticated appearances when eating trash food.

I was standing there in the public bathroom rocking a piss today when a woman walked in, sidled on up to the urinal next to mine, whipped out a dick, and started pissing. I had to do a double take. There was a feminine countenance, long hair, and even a set of tits. I mean, I didn't look at her...

Hell yeah buddy let's fire it up one of these days

I've been becoming concerned lately. I'm closer to 30 than I am to 20, and I have been single far too long. I've been thinking it's about time I got a wife, so I went and downloaded the popular hookup app Tinder. I'm not an idiot of course. I looked at the percentages and went for the volume...

Bah god you quoted me drunk posting in the wrong thread. But yes. Cold as hell. Good to see you as well.

Oh fuck yeah. Love the hiking. Makes the mind and the body feel good. I'm not too spiritual, but I feel at peace out there in the mountains. Also makes me nostalgic for the hunting area days. This is one a I went on a few years ago. Middle of June but it was snowy as fuck up past the...

Oh fuck yeah bud

It sure was strange walking into a legitimate government ran weed store. Paid my taxes to the queen, walked out with some green in hand and it was all legal. Very surreal. Got the moment crystallized. Nice to not be a crook.