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Shit man, I've been housebound with the kids so much that I'd probably yell FINISH HIM if some dude took a swipe at my seed. I apologize to mr Goodson and all the fine folks at toke n' talk for my weak troll game. 47 days, sheeeeit, I'd get laughed outta the recruiters office. Dime...who the...

If you throat punched my kid I'd of ended you. Then. There. Judge jury and fucking executioner. 47 days in the Marine corp put enough murder ability in these fists that it'd be two hits. I hit you. You hit floor. You'd be a limp puddle scraping your dick from the dust. Cuz. I bleed cammo...

Yeah man, it was all my fault, just a dumb kid hangin my ass too far out till I tripped over it. That was back in the late 90's so I reckon I've got enough sense now! No journal for me. Figure it'd be a lonely place as I don't do anything too groundbreaking. Just two plants in the bush, keep...

Look like tasty testers to me man! Since y'all are jawin on motorcycles...last time I was on two wheels I dumped a Kawasaki klr 650 into a snow bank and ended up breaking my wrist. Always wanted to get another bike but life and kids and just general financial prudence always won out. Reckon...

A: clean the kitchen meticulously...pull knobs off stove, clean behind. B: clean the kitchen, get distracted, eat something then probably masturbate. C: clean the kitchen but my head is calculating quantum analytics. Then probably masturbate. D: nap after masturbating. E: listen to...

As of late I've been a teacher, painter, carpenter, 24/7 cannabis consumer, procurer of toilet paper, mushroom hunter, blossoming alcoholic, fan of long drives to nowhere and a cook.

Howdy brother! Sounds like a fun line up. I grew Sweet Afghani Delight last year and she did really well for me down in central Missouri...pulled a bit over a pound out of a 20 gallon pot, gym sock and funk smells with an indica leaning buzz. Didn't top/train her at all and she had a...

"A ten minute drum solo, you couldn't handle that on strong acid man."

That's just fucking Stellar! Thank you for sharing your journey.

Shit man, this might not be as uniform a canopy as last grow but everything in there looks like juicy hand grenades...no shame in that game. Couple years ago I tried to barter the wife for the closet in the study, her response was something like "you get the hundred acres outside, I get my 8...

Gives new relevance to the old adage: " if you can't fix it, Duck it. If you can't Duck it, fuck it."

Great journal brother! Plants look lovely. Thank you for sharing.

Excellent garden. My neighbor grows veggies directly in the bales, has them set up in a big W pattern with drip irrigation. Top dresses castings and waters in ACT's...works very well with tomatoes, melons, peppers and such. I love the 4 bale/promix 'beds' you've got with your pot plants-they...

The only time flushing is necessary is when the cops are at the door.

Shit man, when you're as simple as me you've got to try to learn something new every day. Your journal taught that a humidity spike can compromise an air filter, never would have thought of that. Nice bud porn and general camaraderie makes for an overall good time. I'm baked and...

Howdy brother! Had a great time this morning toking up some of this years Afghani, watching the sun rise and reading your journal. Thank you for sharing. Everything looks great!

Howdy brother! Thanks for the thread, always fun to read the energy and excitement in a newly legal environment. You mentioned Stacked Kush as a possible strain a while back...grew one a few years ago and she was bulletproof outdoors. Pulled about 20 oz's out of an 18 gallon pot, citrus...

A line of poorly made Chinese dildos so he can keep fucking half of us over.

Whelp, I been feeling like a summertime deep south landscapers underwear for a good bit of time so being a sock would be a step up. Can I be a sock too? Thanks for the funnies. Here's my contribution: Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland? They thought it'd be fun...