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Well, Sheeeeit. Couple hours sleep and a negative Covid results got me feeling like a spry 40 year old, HA. I appreciate the kind words. All is truly well. I'd be happy to trim for Aaron! Well, at least for an hour or two. I like trimming my own stuff...a fine October afternoon up in the...

Shit man, just too much of everything lately...work, homeschooling, fussing with the lady, too many empty Coors boxes filling up the trash bin. Too many Covid test nose jabs. Only reason I'm home right now is I'm waiting on some test results, which I should be happy to have some down time but...

Daggone man! That ALL looks dank as fuck. Nice work.

Good morning Robert! I'm glad you work hard, good for the soul. Say, I wonder how you watered your seedlings? Is there perhaps some collective that brings clean potable water directly to your door? Or maybe you're a real pioneer and have your own well...hmmm, that's nice too, bet you...

I reckon she figured a couple games would be enough to pop the ol' pumpkin kings ticker. She's playing the long game. Plus I bet she's got an entire wardrobe of mourning outfits at the ready. Just dying to be a little Jackie O clone.

Parler is like early 2000's Limewire...your computer has now been infected with inbred HIV.

Quality indoor definitely takes it on the sheer 'fuck you up' scale...even to the point of feeling a bit uncomfortably stoned if I smoke too much. Whereas solid outdoor wins in the quality of the buzz, the actual feeling. Also outdoor rarely seems to have a real 'ceiling', just a long Stoney...

The man is such a fucking walking breathing panty waste of an organism. I've tried for a long time to not have hate for him, instead attempting to project how absolutely miserable and devoid of any truth/love/affection his childhood must have been to grow into such a scared, weak, vile bastard...

Just go full Gonzo and put a splash of ether on the mask. One way or another today is cause for celebration.

Things I would hire trump to be: -a speed bump -backstop at the batting cages -medical trials participant -head of the debate department at Leavenworth

Ha! I can see it now... 'Hey Melania. Pack your shit we're going to live with your folks.' 'Fuck you creep man. I never go back to potato farm.' I'm with Maria 420 though. Here in rural Missouri it's about a 5 to 1 trump vs Biden in the yard sign tally. The only big difference from 2016...

Ahh, yes. The 2020 gut conceal and carry...no permit required.

Trump supporters

Obviously it should and will be up to the individual wether or not to be vaccinated. However in a free world (this is what you desire, right?) society is also free to construct rules which you may choose to abide by hence gaining the privileges associated with conformity. Yes, I understand...

31 pounds 3 ounces and 17 grams. It's a beautiful baby girl! Break out the cigars.

Hah! Thanks for being hospitable. This is more fun than I've had in a good while. Carl out

It's better when they go through the taint. Uncontrollable instant O face.

Spoken like a true bottom.

I'mma start running up on rando's at the gas station in hopes that it's you so that perhaps a mighty blow will be dealt to dislocate my jaw and then, then I'm pretty sure I can fit 9.