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But....I haven't even sucked your dick yet. Lol...you know me too well. I will make sure I reach peak troll this coming year. Just for you.

Well I am back so you can feel better now.

Like...6. I unhinge my jaw like a snake and slide em down.

Maybe you should learn to be a little more "knife" people.

Stop apologizing. I need that maximum troll in my life.

I am just posting so you never forget me.

I hope so. I missed you guys. This time I think I might stick around for while. What's new? I live in Seattle now. Let's get high.

Uh, MOBO - ASRock Z170 Fatal1ty CPU- i7-6700k GPU- EVGA GTX 1070 FTW RAM- 32GB Corsair 3200 MHZ Storage-Samsung SSD EVO 850 500gb Powersupply- EVGA 1000Watt Monitor- ASUS VG248QE Headphones/Keyoard/Mouse- Steelseries Arctis 7/Logitech Orion 810/ Logitech Orion g900 DX Racer Chair/ logitech c920...

If anyone is getting the lady, it's me. Strictly based off possession being 9/10 of the law. I prefer my asbestos and cocaine mixed, the lines cut up into pentagram shapes.

I love that you dug this up. UncleBuck for President! Ha, haven't talked to her since. This made me laugh.

Ha. All your post count means is that you don't do anything but sit at your computer in your free time and attempt to make sense of your friendless existence. I don't have 30k posts because in the last 3 years I've spent my time doing other shit. Sadly, the only person on that list that's even...

Hm. You don't know me, because I went outside, and abandoned this place. However, the ones that have been here since the beginning...they know to whom you speak. The Bouncing Titties are back. You get banned from trolling? You're making it to obvious. If someone posted "Oh I got 4lbs off my...

Then lube up baby...cause we gettin naughty.

As much I enjoy fisting randoms...this still confuses me.

Troll me bro. Let's see if you can stand with a legend.

I'm good man. Moved to Seattle. Got rid of some self destructive behavior. Learned some different ones. Nothing too crazy. That would be the one. I think I got banned twice because of it. Lol. Man I've been here 8 years now. That's insane. I did go to jail for 60 days a couple years ago...

Looks like nothing has changed. Didn't miss anything. Hm. I guess I might show up every now and then. Derail some threads.

I missed myself. Def @ClaytonBigsby and dare I say Pony. RIP brother.

I just came here to say I'm finished.

Oh, April, I legit missed your face. Inbox me! We need to catch up. Pinworm, I'm not fucking Google. If you don't know what a palate is then you're clearly a Philistine. Also, a 3+year members section would be nice. Threads would actually stay on topic and keep the trolls out.