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Ha man, check my last post on page 4. I still got it! @anzohaze shhh. I said you can't tell anyone! If you don't stop I'm not gonna spit in your mouth anymore and call you a whore. @Yessica... Sorry if what I just told anzohaze brings back memories of last weekend.

Is that how you do it? Did I do it right? I'm new.

You will with me. ;)

@tytheguy111 well I went to jail for breaking a kids face in 5 places and causing partial deafness in his left ear. I didn't get a lot of ass in jail, because as anyone here that has ever been to jail knows unless your 6'10 280 pounds most the fuckers in jail will kill just for looking in their...

You can fly under my radar anytime. Just clean up your mess. ;)

@tytheguy111 I remember my first forum. You mean you can change letters with other letters?!?! Is it possible to breathe oxygen too? If so, please stop. The hairs on my penis make your actual penis look like hairs on a smaller penis. Sit down. Also, Gay Anal Domination is great cardio...

@puffntuff no truer words need be spoken. Bet I can bring em back all quite like...hmmm...

@lahadaextranjera no, its foreign. So like most Americans I hate it for no reason. Except you. Mmm. Nothing but love there.

Gotta shoot em straight with a curved dick if you know what I mean.

I was being serious. You don't gotta be a dick about it. I am not one to invite criticism from.

Also, WHAT THE FUCK ARE TROPHIES!!!??!!??!

@lahadaextranjera what the fuck? RIU turned into instagram... @tytheguy111 New account of an old member or? Cause I don't know you bro. You joined when I was in jail. @everyothermotherfucker Stop hijacking off in my thread with your dumb shit. @Yessica... I'lol pm you dick pics if you pm me...

Winter Woman!!! I am glad you still hang around! Ha, oh man, those were the days. I could really just lose it for no reason lol. Had a lot of fun. Lahad! My Spanish Queen! I still want to surf on your couch! I'm gonna take my family out of this country asap. Yours sounds nice. :) And giggles...

Yes. Technically in my reality the only thing that happened is I went to sleep and woke up with a million dollars.

Ha I just might. The British are so sensitive.

I am noticing that as I skim threads. Maybe I'll go give wrong advice and pass it off as fact in the grow forum. That was always fun.

Women usually like men that can spell 5 letter words correctly. Ganja* You smoke weed and STILL spelled it wrong. Maybe that's why too lol.

15, my bedroom. She grew up to be a semi-decent model, then got knocked up. Lol.

LOL! Did you just reference the "rules"? Oh, you mean those arbitrary things that are only enforced on a member to member basis with no consistency? I've seen them. Haha. Rules.

Fuck em'. Prove the smell came from you and not that neglected kid that is never given a bath because he has actual shitty parents. There is ALWAYS a smelly kid. Always.