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I don't leave home without my K-bar

He who writes on shithouse walls rolls his shit in little balls he who reads these words of wit eats those little balls of shit

Here I sit broken hearted Paid a nickel only farted. From back in the days of pay toilets

He used to date Linda Ronstadt. That was before she contracted Sally Struthers disease.

Better drainage, less humidity and don't water so much

Of course they get to deduct it, it's an ordinary and necessary expense. Howsoever they don't get to deduct it from their taxes. No sir. They get to deduct it from their net income which is taxable. The employer still pays the premium out of the income. I'd rather save a dollar and keep 50 cents...

The more things change the more they stay the same

C'mon. I've outlived all my grandparents thanks to a better diet, medical care and education. Two years pat the age my dad made it to and 9 more years to out live mom. Autos are safer, medicine is far better and rotary phones are history. Air conditioning, cable TV and municipal spraying of...

One guy driving an Abrams fell asleep and the tank went off a bridge and all four guys drowned during the road to Bagdad. Four hours sleep might be okay in basic but not in combat. Sleep is a weapon too.

Training is an issue. Not enough time, dollars or troops to keep up the training. Too much time deployed and not enough time in the classroom.

Ice cream, mushrooms, and beans do it for me

Exactly what did they do to us? We have it a hell of a sight better than our parents, grandparents and great-grandparents.

I shit you not.

Eisenhower was still president.

That's shit for the birds

I thought it was Mother's milk that led to it. I've been smoking for over 50 years and no opium addiction yet. I wonder when I'm supposed to become addicted.

No but certainly darker than the clear. And it doesn't necessarily mean the tops get amber first. The lower part is little older than the newer growth on the tops. Personally, when I see about 10% amber I harvest. No matter where the concentration of amber is.

Certainly a zero chance is more than he has even now.

No. They change gradually over a week or more. Depending on a million things including where they are on the plant and even the flower.

I wonder how many folks nowadays know what's a camel straight. That was joint with a hump in the middle.