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48 years huh? That means in just two more years those moon rocks hatch. I can't wait to see what kind of aliens appear.

But they do sell box lunches on the plane.

Never trust a fart when you're over 50, it might be wet.

Yea it does get tall

Drunk last night, drunk the night before, gonna get drunk tonight like I never got drunk before.

How's your hearing?

If you have a financial advisor, fire him. Warren Buffet recommends you put 90% of your nest egg in a S&P index fund and the rest in a bond fund. I agree. I have two recommendations. 1. Use Vanguard funds. No 12-b-1 fees (sales fees) and they do better as a universe than any other fund family...

What

What does Gnarliest mean?

A major crock of fake news

That was in NY so sure the NY cops rolled it over.

First call the payroll department and ask them if the check has been cut yet. If not, when will it be cut. If they don't give you an acceptable answer apologize and say you don't want to go through the hassle of contacting the Department of Labor and Industry. You would prefer that you received...

Dickie Smothers

He has to do something with his time. Now that he's 66 he can only jack off once a day.

Who puts their own picture in their avatar?

Or a troll

Really sorry to hear all that. Would you like me to punch your TS card?

Are you saluting or trying to swat a fly troop. You DO NOT cup your hand when you salute etc., etc.

Keep the faith bro, keep the faith. Time heals all wounds.

Lighten up man. Have another bowl.