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count me in!

i don't troll, i usually get a long with most of these fools. but i sure as fuck have nothing better to do now that i don't have a job:cry: but now i get to sit at home and learn shit all the time and hang out with my cat.

carne makes good sigs.

nope! ​................

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copying and pasting a dictionary definition you got off of the internet doesn't make you well educated on the subject. get fucked.

start listening to classical music loud as fuck when you're home. and when she starts her shit, just put your nose up and say in a british accent. "oh dear i'm incredibly sorry, but i mustn't stay and chat, far too busy, good day to you"

that KRACK KOKAINE! home girl better listen to some whitney.

is she immature? doesn't take life seriously? sounds like she's being influenced by this old acquaintance, and in a negative way. your mom/sis can't admit when they're wrong can they?

your family sounds like a bunch of crazy fuckers. after school is done with you should dip the fuck out. get a loft in ny and kick it out there.

that's a sure sign of cannibologic ostrovius. i wouldn't smoke again, you could go into cardiac arrest and die... your body can't handle it. be careful.

a pair of bass knuckles will put the bitch in her place. urca, do work son.

i got up in my sleep last night and tried to rip my fucking desk apart... it's just this cheap wooden desk from target by the window and i was trying to tear the top off it. i remember it fully, i was getting so frustrated that it wouldn't come off. but i can't remember why i was doing it.

ahahahahaha where do you live? i don't know anywhere around here where i could just walk in a random persons house party and get my dick sucked.

like he just said, animals will tear your fucking face off. 99.9% chance is that a wolf/bear/lion/tiger will fucking kill you if you approach it, and your fake wolf ears and tail won't help lol. those kinds of animals are meant to be left alone. they aren't our friends. we co-exist with plenty...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Huvym4GZp1k

you don't have a father do you?

tried to rep, something about spreading butter on toast... i don't know.