well, this was rude!!!
I'm just going out of my way to help this poor guy!! Whats so wrong with offering a second opinion?! he sure doesn't seem to know whats going on…
see if I try to be a nice guy ever again, hhmmmrrrpphhh
Maybe you could post those pictures your wifey sent that other guy, perhaps you're over reacting?
Post em up and I'll tell you how you should handle everything.
Tear it out and put in fake grass. It looks great, some feels really like real grass and you don't ever have to worry about watering it again. Just blow it off whenever it needs it.