Trey_Green
Member
Here, I got landrace issues. I'd share pics. from my spot, but the season's too young, and several farmers I know IRL troll these forums, so I ain't sharing. Y'all think you're cute, raiding my wild sanctuaries to the Green Ambassador. It's less cute than you think. I really spend time out there applying TLC, and punks come and nip 'em just 'cause they can. There aren't even buds yet, you drug addicts!!
A bit of a tangent. We have a homeless problem in Minneapolis, ongoing. And it's spreading into the country with these YouTube pioneers who watch a couple bushmen and suddenly think they're a grizzly bear. Pathetic. You have to put down the meth pipe at some point.
Another tangent. Okay. I live in Minnesota, at the tip top of America's tundra-like wilderness. Thank God we have all the trees North Dakota doesn't, so the wind won't usually murder you in the face. Not usually. So I need a plant that flips cold weather the bird. I like sativa effects and am somewhat functionally anti-indica for personal use. I know I know, it grows faster, bigger yields, etc., but what's the point, if the bud just kneecaps you? Don't recommend Alaskan Thunder Fuck or anything else that will destroy me by the almighty power of myrcene, please. My favorite strains ARE NOT MYRCENE DOMINANT. That's right, I hate 98% of American weed. It just kills your motivation and makes you a slave to the couch. I like to get ripping and get going. Mobilize me, motivate me, kill my anxiety. Not specifically in that order, either.
So how about recommendations of the toughest genetics you know, by personal experience only. No anecdotes of friends of friends, unless you know that a lie never passes their lips. I don't want to waste another growing season trusting some airhead Californian who doesn't know what real winter weather feels like. Talk to me if you're from Alaska, North Dakota (especially), Michigan, and of course: Minnesota. I want Canadians too. You guys know cold-hardy weed. I've seen snow-capped plants in mid-flower in pics. on this very forum, in the recent past. Show me to these babes! I will repay you in spades for good, reliable advice. Because I need a miracle up here, to even dream of improving the dismal high of the wild-type plants that grow locally, all by themselves... I will eventually snap pics. and possibly share them, after the season ends and I have my stash in hand. You guys need to see these hemp heroes. If they can do it, somebody's cultivar surely can as well. If I do what I want to do, injecting the landrace with tropical, real, actual "Sativa" heritage, I might just kill an entire generation, because of the longer flower and lower tolerance. So you see why I'm seeking worthy advice from dedicated hobbyists and pros alike.
HALP.
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A bit of a tangent. We have a homeless problem in Minneapolis, ongoing. And it's spreading into the country with these YouTube pioneers who watch a couple bushmen and suddenly think they're a grizzly bear. Pathetic. You have to put down the meth pipe at some point.
Another tangent. Okay. I live in Minnesota, at the tip top of America's tundra-like wilderness. Thank God we have all the trees North Dakota doesn't, so the wind won't usually murder you in the face. Not usually. So I need a plant that flips cold weather the bird. I like sativa effects and am somewhat functionally anti-indica for personal use. I know I know, it grows faster, bigger yields, etc., but what's the point, if the bud just kneecaps you? Don't recommend Alaskan Thunder Fuck or anything else that will destroy me by the almighty power of myrcene, please. My favorite strains ARE NOT MYRCENE DOMINANT. That's right, I hate 98% of American weed. It just kills your motivation and makes you a slave to the couch. I like to get ripping and get going. Mobilize me, motivate me, kill my anxiety. Not specifically in that order, either.
So how about recommendations of the toughest genetics you know, by personal experience only. No anecdotes of friends of friends, unless you know that a lie never passes their lips. I don't want to waste another growing season trusting some airhead Californian who doesn't know what real winter weather feels like. Talk to me if you're from Alaska, North Dakota (especially), Michigan, and of course: Minnesota. I want Canadians too. You guys know cold-hardy weed. I've seen snow-capped plants in mid-flower in pics. on this very forum, in the recent past. Show me to these babes! I will repay you in spades for good, reliable advice. Because I need a miracle up here, to even dream of improving the dismal high of the wild-type plants that grow locally, all by themselves... I will eventually snap pics. and possibly share them, after the season ends and I have my stash in hand. You guys need to see these hemp heroes. If they can do it, somebody's cultivar surely can as well. If I do what I want to do, injecting the landrace with tropical, real, actual "Sativa" heritage, I might just kill an entire generation, because of the longer flower and lower tolerance. So you see why I'm seeking worthy advice from dedicated hobbyists and pros alike.
HALP.
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